Now, for Week 7, here are my picks you can take to the bank:
Thursday Night Feetball is a real fowl... affair and the bird Bob Costas* will be knee deep as the Seahags notch up another win at the Red Byrds' expense
Sunday finds the Phins eating the Buffalopes' lunch
Da Bears see a UFO and shoot it down only to find out it is the Redskins' new politically correct... nickname
TCU North makes the Bankrupt Bozs pay the bill
Sorry, Allegra, your Texicans are going to get whipped by my Old Dallas... Texans and new hero, Big Chief Andy
Okay, okay, big! Your Pattycakes get a win against dem Jersey Jets
Chargers at Jags and again you have to ask?
I see the Yews geting Camshafted
Vick's Old Black Byrds sink the Buckin' Ears
I'm throwing Allegra a bone and picking her Old Earlers over the 69ers
Crabshack Joe gets the Stoolers back in the loser column
Though it pains me to say it, big's Packerwackers beat the Cleveland Brownskins
Mile High Manning comes home to Indy and leaves with all the Colts stump broken
Monday Night the Viqueens and Jersey Jints meet with one win between them and when the evening is over, Pharmboy will be tickled pink
Now, my Boys will be visiting the Iggles and they will be returning home... with a victory
*You don't know Bob Costas! post 63
BTW The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their Tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking... it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter Past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorological, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." After a beat, he adds, "What's it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto sat up and looked down. "It tell me... someone stole the tent.
Philly over Dallas by a FG
Well I think my Raiders on bye weekend I hate to say I stick up my nose up in the air
I think your Cowpokes over Iggles LOL!
Dirty Birds I don’t know
Go Fish!
5.56mm
GVDL-1111!!! Good thing my Bears have a bye, their defense looks like Normandy beach. How goes your groin feel Bender? Cutler’s hurts. My Irma huts.
Jets win in OT even though Gronk is back, Brady 0 TDs again, Jets are so inconsistent. Boys beat the birds 3rd string QB. Bills beat the Dolphins on the road with a QB I’ve never heard of.
At least the Bengals beat the mewing kittens.
I’m just 5-4 if you were wondering, Mauro.