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Gadzooks! Got a lot on my plate today so here goes-- Week Six was really, really hard on me... but since my Boys won, I can take it in stride.

Now, for Week 7, here are my picks you can take to the bank:

Thursday Night Feetball is a real fowl... affair and the bird Bob Costas* will be knee deep as the Seahags notch up another win at the Red Byrds' expense

Sunday finds the Phins eating the Buffalopes' lunch

Da Bears see a UFO and shoot it down only to find out it is the Redskins' new politically correct... nickname

TCU North makes the Bankrupt Bozs pay the bill

Sorry, Allegra, your Texicans are going to get whipped by my Old Dallas... Texans and new hero, Big Chief Andy

Okay, okay, big! Your Pattycakes get a win against dem Jersey Jets

Chargers at Jags and again you have to ask?

I see the Yews geting Camshafted

Vick's Old Black Byrds sink the Buckin' Ears

I'm throwing Allegra a bone and picking her Old Earlers over the 69ers

Crabshack Joe gets the Stoolers back in the loser column

Though it pains me to say it, big's Packerwackers beat the Cleveland Brownskins

Mile High Manning comes home to Indy and leaves with all the Colts stump broken

Monday Night the Viqueens and Jersey Jints meet with one win between them and when the evening is over, Pharmboy will be tickled pink

Now, my Boys will be visiting the Iggles and they will be returning home... with a victory

*You don't know Bob Costas! post 63

BTW The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their Tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking... it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter Past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorological, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." After a beat, he adds, "What's it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto sat up and looked down. "It tell me... someone stole the tent.

1 posted on 10/17/2013 3:39:40 AM PDT by Bender2
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To: big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; RockinRight; Army Air Corps; ..
Okay, get in your picks... and I'll see y'all later--
2 posted on 10/17/2013 3:40:15 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Bender2
The Seasparrows over the Buzzards
The Jolly Rogers over the Dirty Birds
The Punters over the Lambs
The Kitties over the Bungles
The Bolts over JHS
The Guppies over the Beefaloes
The Patriots over the Cessnas
The Cowgirls over the Vicklesses
Da Burrs over the Undocumented Workers
The Tighthens over the Fluffyniners
The Packers over the Browndroppings
The Arrowheads over the Texpions
The Poedunks over the Stools
The Folds over the Mules
und The Queens over the Midgets


4 posted on 10/17/2013 5:12:38 AM PDT by big'ol_freeper ("Evil is powerless if the good are unafraid" ~ Ronald Wilson Reagan)
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To: Bender2

Philly over Dallas by a FG


5 posted on 10/17/2013 5:31:50 AM PDT by bray (Coming Jan 2014: The Republic of Texas 2022)
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To: Bender2

Well I think my Raiders on bye weekend I hate to say I stick up my nose up in the air

I think your Cowpokes over Iggles LOL!

Dirty Birds I don’t know


6 posted on 10/17/2013 8:47:03 AM PDT by SevenofNine (We are Freepers, all your media bases belong to us ,resistance is futile)
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To: Absolutely Nobama; Thunder90; 4everontheRight; ABG(anybody but Gore); Abbeville Conservative; ...

NFL PING

FReepmail Perdogg to be added to, or to be taken off the NFL Ping list...
7 posted on 10/17/2013 3:32:48 PM PDT by Perdogg (Ted Cruz-Rand Paul 2016)
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To: Bender2
Miami by 3.

Go Fish!

5.56mm

9 posted on 10/17/2013 3:54:01 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: Bender2; GOPsterinMA; campaignPete R-CT; NFHale

GVDL-1111!!! Good thing my Bears have a bye, their defense looks like Normandy beach. How goes your groin feel Bender? Cutler’s hurts. My Irma huts.

Jets win in OT even though Gronk is back, Brady 0 TDs again, Jets are so inconsistent. Boys beat the birds 3rd string QB. Bills beat the Dolphins on the road with a QB I’ve never heard of.

At least the Bengals beat the mewing kittens.

I’m just 5-4 if you were wondering, Mauro.


50 posted on 10/20/2013 1:48:47 PM PDT by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
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