Terrible Real Estate Agent Photographs

Terriblerealestateagentphotos ^ | 10-5-13

[Dysart]

"Come on in! Pass the toilet paper and I’ll be with you in a minute"

[Dysart]

It's fixin to rain and I need to mow the yard, but I got distracted by this website...too many to post here, but they and the captions really are LOL funny. Anyone in the RE biz will particularly appreciate the humor. Often these days, REO (not Speedwagon) outfits will contract with hired hands to take pics as well as other supportive functions; and sometimes the results are less than professional.

I like this one and have to wonder if the steed is part of the deal or just for staging.

For the city slickers- this is a domestic horse.

[central_va]

I thought that was Sarah Jessica Parker....

[Raycpa]

Wilbur, I told you this was a terrible idea.

[Dysart]

"Do excuse us. We’ll come back later."

[txrefugee]

Camilla was touring in the U.S........

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Thanks...just sent to some close friends who are in the RE biz.

[Liberty Valance]

LOL! We publish a real estate magazine. We're on deadline working to get our next issue out. You would not believe the photos some realtors send in ...

That said, this is one of my favorites ...

"Axis of evil"

[livius]

Thanks for posting! I needed a good laugh. Very, very funny, especially the captions.

[Flick Lives]

LOL! The captions on some of those pics are just so funny! Thanks for posting a link to the site.

[Walmartian]

Lid up. Lid down.

[KarlInOhio]

I only got through three pages before I had to stop because I stopped breathing from laughing too hard.

This does to real estate pictures what James Lileks' Gallery of Regrettable Food does to cookbooks.

[Responsibility2nd]

European property. Just bizarre.

[ransomnote]

Thanks for posting. LOL

BFL

[who_would_fardels_bear]

People can play “Where’s Waldo” in the first photo if Waldo is the name of the special “friend” of the female owner of the house.

[blueunicorn6]

Bill Clinton’s house is on the market? Does it have granite countertops?

[Baynative]

We’ve been shopping homes for a couple of years and we are always chuckling not only at how bad the pictures some agents take are, but also at the fact that someone would pay to publish them.

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

Haha...That’s a bottle of shampoo sitting on it’s cap. But it does sorta look like what your hinting at.

[P.O.E.]

Thanks for the laugh.

[VerySadAmerican]

My wife found some pics the other day that had the fat owners sitting on the sofa. And that was one of the better photos.

A good realtor will take the chance of offending the sellers and will tell them to clean up and unclutter. Then they’ll either take good pictures or hire someone who knows what he or she is doing.

[Cyber Liberty]

There are some really great captions there. I heartily recommend going to the link to thumb through these. Brits have a good, dry sense of humor.