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Report: Jacoby Jones was ‘bleeding everywhere’ after being injured by stripper
FOXSports.com ^
| September 23rd
| Sam Gardner
Posted on 09/23/2013 8:10:51 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
According to TMZ, Baltimore Ravens wide receiver Jacoby Jones was hurt early Monday morning when a stripper named Sweet Pea smashed a giant champagne bottle over his head during a brawl on a party bus.
I know, I know, it sounds outrageous. But according to the gossip site, the story is legit — and becomes more believable when you consider the company Jones was with. Per TMZ, this is how it went down:
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TOPICS: Sports
KEYWORDS: jones; napl; ravens
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
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posted on
09/23/2013 9:12:18 PM PDT
by
GeronL
To: ConservativeStatement; a fool in paradise
I used to go to kindergarten with a Sweet Pea.
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posted on
09/23/2013 9:13:41 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: ConservativeStatement
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posted on
09/23/2013 9:15:58 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: Revolting cat!
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posted on
09/23/2013 9:17:29 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Revolting cat!
To: Slings and Arrows
Yep - nothing better than long, pointy pods.
To: dayglored
I look forward to her doctoral dissertation.
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posted on
09/23/2013 9:24:52 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Revolting cat!
>
WARNING: ADULTS ONLY! Are those edible as-is, or do you have to split and shell them first?
I've been known to eat them whole, but then I have strings caught in my teeth afterwards...
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posted on
09/23/2013 9:29:26 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: GeronL
I find it difficult to believe a young fragile damsel like this could be capable of such violence.
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posted on
09/23/2013 9:40:23 PM PDT
by
volunbeer
(We must embrace austerity or austerity will embrace us)
To: dayglored
Jest a guess, old FRiend. :^)
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posted on
09/23/2013 9:41:22 PM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(It's hard to accept the truth when the lies were exactly what you wanted to hear.)
To: ConservativeStatement
It’s like my momma always told me, nothing good ever gonna happen at 3:00 AM with a stripper named Sweet Pea.
To: ConservativeStatement
I had "Sweet Pea" in a 45 record. The song, that is. I had "Sweet Pee" but they gave me insulin.
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posted on
09/23/2013 9:50:56 PM PDT
by
FredZarguna
(And yet remain evil. To me shall Fëanor come soon.)
To: volunbeer
>
I find it difficult to believe a young fragile damsel like this could be capable of such violence. It wasn't violence, really. Simple case of identity confusion: she mistook him for the bow of a ship and thought she was the one doing the christening.
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posted on
09/23/2013 9:52:15 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: ConservativeStatement
I was a strip club DJ back in college. I’ve seen it before...even when a stripper poked a customer’s eye out with a stiletto accidentally.
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posted on
09/23/2013 9:52:44 PM PDT
by
max americana
(fired liberals in our company after the election, & laughed while they cried (true story))
To: dayglored
You learn a new thing everyday. Thanks!
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posted on
09/23/2013 9:56:01 PM PDT
by
tanuki
(Left-wing Revolution: show biz for boring people.)
To: max americana
>
a stripper poked a customer’s eye out with a stiletto accidentally I assume you're speaking of a stiletto shoe heel, not the knife? Kind of hard to poke an eye out with a knife "accidentally" but I can see a shoe (on or off) doing it... some guys just get too damn close for safety!
DJ at a strip club. Man! what a dream job... assuming you can see the stage, which I assume you could.
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posted on
09/23/2013 9:57:10 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: dayglored
The DJ is mostly set up away from the stage. I took the job because I refused the Pell grant in college..and I love nekkid’ hot girls (I admit it) while getting paid for, which was used for my tuition. In my senior year, my Tu and TH night job was being a driver for an escort service while managing the books for the same madam.
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posted on
09/23/2013 10:09:04 PM PDT
by
max americana
(fired liberals in our company after the election, & laughed while they cried (true story))
To: smokingfrog
Looks more like a rutabaga than a sweet pea.
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posted on
09/23/2013 10:18:05 PM PDT
by
21twelve
("We've got the guns, and we got the numbers" adapted and revised from Jim M.)
To: Slings and Arrows; dayglored
He was lucky *Sweet Pea* wasn’t a full-fledged Viking. When they christened a ship is was with the blood of a human sacrifice.
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posted on
09/23/2013 11:16:25 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(*In memory of FReeper Blackie. God rest his *Hooligan* soul.*)
To: max americana
>
...and I love nekkid’ hot girls (I admit it)... Don't let word get out, that's considered "homophobia" now, don'tcha know... /s
(Me, I call it "normal male")
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posted on
09/23/2013 11:21:43 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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