Report: Jacoby Jones was ‘bleeding everywhere’ after being injured by stripper

FOXSports.com ^ | September 23rd | Sam Gardner

[ConservativeStatement]

According to TMZ, Baltimore Ravens wide receiver Jacoby Jones was hurt early Monday morning when a stripper named Sweet Pea smashed a giant champagne bottle over his head during a brawl on a party bus.

I know, I know, it sounds outrageous. But according to the gossip site, the story is legit — and becomes more believable when you consider the company Jones was with. Per TMZ, this is how it went down:

[ConservativeStatement]

I had "Sweet Pea" in a 45 record. The song, that is.

[struggle]

Some people in fantasy football are weeping bitterly tonight.

[RightGeek]

Stay classy

[GeronL]

Everything about this story is believable and yet so so so wrong.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

True, but those who picked the stripper over the brawny football player in their “Fantasy Strip Club Brawl” leagues are pretty pleased with themselves right now.

[dayglored]

From the Fox article. WTF?

http://i.imgur.com/Cd3YnOz.gif

[Slings and Arrows]

If you've ever had a giant champagne bottle smashed over your head by a stripper named Sweet Pea, you might be thugball player.

[dayglored]

> Everything about this story is believable and yet so so so wrong.

Yes, I agree... what a terrible waste of perfectly good champagne.

[Batman11]

“when a stripper named Sweet Pea smashed a giant champagne bottle over his head”

Is it too late for Jones to get in on the NFL class action concussion law suit settlement?

/sarc

[2ndDivisionVet]

Sarong, yet so right!

[Ransomed]

It’s part of the farcical HGH population study the nfl is doing. They asked him how he wanted the blood drawn, and he said “Champagne bottle applied by stripper.”

Freegards

[smokingfrog]

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp-content/gallery/sweet-pea/sweet-pea-ravens-9.jpg

[ConservativeStatement]

So, that is why many NFL players wear pink in October (or is it November?).

[dayglored]

"Sweet Pea". GREAT name for a stripper.

Peas in a pod.... for some reason this reminds me of something I read the other day about beaver butt juice being what they use for "natural vanilla" flavoring in food.

I looked up "vanilla" and learned that its name means "little pod". It's derived from the Spanish word "vaina" which means "sheath". And believe it or not, that in turn derives from the Latin "vagina" meaning sheath, from whence the lady-part gets its name as well.

So the name "Sweet Pea" may be a multi-layered pun on her ..., ummm, .... never mind, it's probably not very sweet after a night on the bus with a bunch of football players.

[Slings and Arrows]

I looked up "vanilla" and learned that its name means "little pod". It's derived from the Spanish word "vaina" which means "sheath". And believe it or not, that in turn derives from the Latin "vagina" meaning sheath, from whence the lady-part gets its name as well. So the name "Sweet Pea" may be a multi-layered pun on her ..., ummm

Yes, she's probably a scholar of the Romance languages.

[Cyber Liberty]

Ick. You need some rest. You have a big day ahead of you tomorrow! :^)

[Larry Lucido]

Is Sweet Pea someone you know, Laz?

[dayglored]

> Ick. You need some rest. You have a big day ahead of you tomorrow! :^)

LOL, so true! But.... how did you know? :)

[dayglored]

> Is Sweet Pea someone you know, Laz?

"Know"??? I'll bet he's hit it so many times he's lost count.

But she hasn't....

[dayglored]

> Yes, she's probably a scholar of the Romance languages.

Working her way through college. Those early morning classes are hell, though, after a night on the bus.