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To: ConservativeStatement; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
If you've ever had a giant champagne bottle smashed over your head by a stripper named Sweet Pea, you might be thugball player.


7 posted on 09/23/2013 8:50:43 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
"Sweet Pea". GREAT name for a stripper.

Peas in a pod.... for some reason this reminds me of something I read the other day about beaver butt juice being what they use for "natural vanilla" flavoring in food.

I looked up "vanilla" and learned that its name means "little pod". It's derived from the Spanish word "vaina" which means "sheath". And believe it or not, that in turn derives from the Latin "vagina" meaning sheath, from whence the lady-part gets its name as well.

So the name "Sweet Pea" may be a multi-layered pun on her ..., ummm, .... never mind, it's probably not very sweet after a night on the bus with a bunch of football players.

14 posted on 09/23/2013 9:01:17 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Slings and Arrows; dayglored

He was lucky *Sweet Pea* wasn’t a full-fledged Viking. When they christened a ship is was with the blood of a human sacrifice.


39 posted on 09/23/2013 11:16:25 PM PDT by Daffynition (*In memory of FReeper Blackie. God rest his *Hooligan* soul.*)
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To: Slings and Arrows

If you’re drinking on a party bus, nothing ends well.


42 posted on 09/23/2013 11:38:11 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 (To the GOPe ~ I'm now a proud member of the Wacko Bird party. CRUZ!!!)
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