Blame Someone Else Day
When : The first Friday the 13th of the year
Posted on 09/13/2013 6:17:29 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
What a great time you can have on this day. Imagine all the problems, errors, and mistakes you could heap on someone else today. On this day you don't have to take responsibility or blame for any faux pas on your part. On the downside, this day comes as a double edged sword. While you are busy putting the blame elsewhere, someone might just be putting the blame on you!
So.......if ther is somethin wrong whif the spellin of this artickle, it's not my fallt.....its' yours.
Blame Someone Else Day could just be your day. But, watch out..... any blame you place today, can come back to bite you tomorrow. After all...what comes around goes around.
"Only 29% of Americans want the U.S. to attack Syria -- which on the plus side means that 29% of Americans know there is a place called Syria." –Stephen Colbert
"The United States has no choice but to attack Syria because Dictator Bashar al-Assad is killing his own people with chemical weapons. Before, he was just killing them with bullets. But if America cared about shooting people, we'd be invading Chicago." –Stephen Colbert
"John Kerry has given Syria one week to hand over its chemical weapons. And if they don’t . . . he'll give them another week." –Jay Leno
"Syria's President Assad referred to President Obama as weak. Obama is so angry he plans to ask Congress for permission to come up with a good comeback." –Conan O'Brien
"Secretary of State John Kerry said that Arab countries have offered to pay the entire cost of unseating Syria's president if we take the lead militarily. They will pay for the whole thing. See, this is how global politics works. We invade Syria to get money from Saudi Arabia that they got from us for putting their oil in our Japanese cars so we can pay back China all the money we owe them." –Jay Leno
"John Kerry said it's 'undeniable' that the president of Syria is using weapons of mass destruction. Kerry said President Obama needs to build a coalition of countries and attack soon, no matter what others might say. Today former President George Bush said, 'Hey, good luck with that. Let me know how it works out.'" –Jay Leno
"I guess we're getting ready to attack Syria. But if we win, in the semifinals we face Iran." –David Letterman
"If President Obama really wants to hurt the Syrian government, don’t send cruise missiles. He should send over some of his economic advisers." –Jay Leno
"President Obama addressed the nation, and instead of calling his plan to attack Syria a war, he is calling it a 'limited military intervention,' which sounds better than 'potential endless quagmire.' –Jay Leno
"U.S. warships are heading toward Syria. It's going to be kind of an enjoyable switch for Obama. Now he can start a war that the next president will be stuck with." –David Letterman
"President Obama is asking Congress to support a military strike in Syria. If they approve, it will be the first time Congress has officially declared war since Obamacare." –Jay Leno
"Obama decided we're going to arm the rebels in Syria. Yes! This is why I voted for Obama in the first place, so he could carry out McCain's bad ideas." –Bill Maher
Just ‘cause I shop at Trader Joes (cheap wine) and think the MSM stifles ideas, I’m 8% Democrat.
I don’t think so!
;-)
OBAMA’S STASH! That’s how he do it!
Damn....haven’t seen you on FR for a few years!
Not to be confused with crazy-ass crackers...
Anyone freaked out by Friday the 13th? If this day scares you, you may have paraskavedekatriaphobia (also known as friggatriskaidekaphobia). Those are the scientific terms for fear of Friday the 13th. Triskaidekaphobia is fear of the number 13.
When we lived in Albuquerque in the 60's our home address was...
1313 Saint St.
One of Iowahawk's postings made it onto the NBC Nightly News last night. *woot*
"Smile, John, you look like you just swallowed a 2x4."
"Leave me alone, Teresa, and stop stalking me on the job."
"I see you brought your little military bitch along. What are all her ribbons for, John, late night at the Oral Office?"
"Go home, Teresa. This got to stop."
"This isn't the only thing we're gonna stop, John."
"My god. If I wasn't stone-faced from all the botox, I'd give you such a scowl!"
"Too bad it didn't turn something else to stone, John."
"I hate this job."
If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?” I asked the children in my Sunday school class.
“NO!” the children all answered.
“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into heaven?”
Once more they all answered, “NO!”
“Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children and loved my wife, would that get me into heaven?” I asked them again.
Once more they all answered, “NO!”
“Well,” I continued, thinking they were a good bit more theologically sophisticated than I had given them credit for, “Then how can I get into heaven?”
A five-year-old boy shouted out, “YOU GOTTA BE DEAD
| You Are 0% Democrat |
 You're a staunch conservative, and nothing is going to change that! |
The elephant makes no sense if you are 100% conservative
That was easy...0%; although I wavered a bit on that FOX News item, since they are propaganda for the GOP-e and the Saudis. :-)
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