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Government Classifies Bacon as a Schedule 1 Drug
Posted on 09/06/2013 1:10:04 PM PDT by Talisker
21 USC § 812 (b) (1) (b) (22)
No joke - check it out yourself.
Into the slammer, bacon pushers.
TOPICS: Food; Humor
KEYWORDS: bacon; baconbaconbaconbaco; baconloversunite; humor; morebaconpleeeeze; omg; rofl; savemybacon
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To: mountn man
The simple things are the best. :)
81
posted on
09/06/2013 5:37:00 PM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: 1rudeboy
82
posted on
09/06/2013 5:37:40 PM PDT
by
Kickass Conservative
(Liberal Democrats = Communists. RINO Republicans = Communist Sympathizers.)
To: JRandomFreeper
Careful. While explosions are generally not a hazard in bacon labs, there’s always the danger of a grease fire.
83
posted on
09/06/2013 5:42:43 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: Talisker
I'm not sure the Baine would like finding out the Bacon was synthesized from him...
To: GeronL
How do you pronounce... θ I believe that's the Greek letter, 'theta' (thae-ta).
I have no idea what phonetic sound it stands for.
85
posted on
09/06/2013 8:18:24 PM PDT
by
Windflier
(To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
To: Talisker
Thanks for the fun thread!
86
posted on
09/06/2013 8:24:11 PM PDT
by
MEG33
To: TigersEye
"I have a pig on my back!!"
87
posted on
09/06/2013 8:24:29 PM PDT
by
yorkie
To: mountn man
88
posted on
09/06/2013 8:25:38 PM PDT
by
MEG33
To: potlatch
Lol..I love this thread...and BACON.!
89
posted on
09/06/2013 8:26:45 PM PDT
by
MEG33
To: Talisker
You're just plain mean, aren't you. [giggles]
From Wikipedia:
Thebacon (
INN;
[1] pronounced
//), or
dihydrocodeinone enol acetate, is a
semisynthetic opioid that is similar to
hydrocodone and is most commonly synthesised from
thebaine. It is marketed as its
hydrochloride salt under the trade name
Acedicon and as the bitartrate as
Diacodin and other trade names. The hydrochloride salt has a free base conversion ratio of 0.846. Other salts used in research and other settings include the phosphate, hydrobromide, citrate, hydroiodide, and sulphate. The US DEA Administrative Controlled Substance Control Number assigned by the Controlled Substances Act 1970 for thebacon and all of its salts is 9737.
To: MEG33
I have read that Paula Deen deep fries her bacon......
91
posted on
09/06/2013 8:28:10 PM PDT
by
yorkie
To: wattsgnu
Thebacon is not the bacon"Is, is not is," said Bill Clinton.
92
posted on
09/06/2013 8:28:19 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: yorkie
That’s really bringing home the Bacon!
93
posted on
09/06/2013 8:28:43 PM PDT
by
MEG33
To: yorkie
She does..I don’t recall if she batters it or just flours it.
94
posted on
09/06/2013 8:31:36 PM PDT
by
MEG33
To: Talisker
IF BACON IS WRONG, I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT.
To: MEG33
"I think we love bacon because it has all the qualities of an amazing sensory experience. When we cook it, the sizzling sound is so appetizing, the aroma is maddening, the crunch of the texture is so gratifying and the taste delivers every time." Alexandra Guarnaschelli
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posted on
09/06/2013 8:56:53 PM PDT
by
yorkie
To: moose07
Jeepers... Thanks for the ping!
To: moose07
Jeepers... Thanks for the ping!
To: Talisker
Chuck Schumer has recenctly introduced legislation to outlaw
these drug vending machines found at nearly every truck stop
in the nation...
99
posted on
09/07/2013 4:50:29 AM PDT
by
Rodamala
To: Billthedrill
100
posted on
09/07/2013 5:02:18 AM PDT
by
metesky
(Brethren, leave us go amongst them! - Rev. Capt. Samuel Johnston Clayton - Ward Bond, The Searchers)
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