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Woman hospitalized to remove stolen $5,000 from rectum
Times News ^ | 8/29/13 | Jeff Bobo

Posted on 08/30/2013 10:57:35 AM PDT by Rebelbase

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To: Anton.Rutter

The love of money is the Roto Rooter of all evil.


61 posted on 08/30/2013 11:59:55 AM PDT by Albion Wilde ("Remember... the first revolutionary was Satan."--Russian Orthodox Archpriest Dmitry Smirnov)
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To: Rebelbase

Hmmm. Beard stubble.


62 posted on 08/30/2013 12:00:13 PM PDT by headstamp 2 (What would Scooby do?)
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To: colorado tanker
I guess she couldn’t give a crap.

Too bad she wasn't an engineer. Then she could have worked it out with a pencil.

63 posted on 08/30/2013 12:01:30 PM PDT by Albion Wilde ("Remember... the first revolutionary was Satan."--Russian Orthodox Archpriest Dmitry Smirnov)
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To: Mouton

Shucks, I was just on facebook. I was ready to hit the “like” button on that one. LMAO!


64 posted on 08/30/2013 12:11:44 PM PDT by bobo1
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To: Redmen4ever

I love that commercial! Never understood why it didn’t get more air time.


65 posted on 08/30/2013 12:17:31 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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To: Rebelbase

Dirty money.


66 posted on 08/30/2013 12:20:40 PM PDT by Alex in chains
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To: Rebelbase

Note to self: Skip the BBQ at Gulley’s house this Labor Day.


67 posted on 08/30/2013 12:23:28 PM PDT by SAMWolf (Looking for my generations Lexington and Concord.)
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To: Rebelbase

I don’t need your dirty money.


68 posted on 08/30/2013 12:25:35 PM PDT by IronJack (=)
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To: Rebelbase
I just had an image of the scene in ‘1941’ whereas Slim Pickens is in the Japanese sub and they are trying to get compass from the Crack Jack prize out of him...
69 posted on 08/30/2013 12:25:39 PM PDT by NativeSon ( Grease the floor with Crisco when I dance the Disco)
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To: IronJack
I don't need your dirty money
Neither does she. She's got money coming out of her... oh never mind...
70 posted on 08/30/2013 12:30:40 PM PDT by adingdangdoo
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To: adingdangdoo

His money turned out to be a pain in her ash....a not so simple twist of fate.


71 posted on 08/30/2013 1:04:58 PM PDT by tflabo (Truth or Tyranny)
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To: Albion Wilde

Yes but did his money earn any interest in her bank? In any event the withdrawal fees are quite pricey...


72 posted on 08/30/2013 1:07:46 PM PDT by tflabo (Truth or Tyranny)
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To: Rebelbase
Ahhh. A photo of Christie Black.

 

Allen said Black attempted to remove the cash with a toilet brush and tongs but was unsuccessful.

 

This. This is what I'd use to get $5,000 outta that rectum...


73 posted on 08/30/2013 1:10:31 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Rebelbase
Please tell me the money will be taken out of circulation....
74 posted on 08/30/2013 1:13:05 PM PDT by liberalh8ter (The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
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To: Rebelbase

Ask her to stick her arm out , pull it down like a slot machine handle, see if she pays out.


75 posted on 08/30/2013 2:13:35 PM PDT by TurboZamboni (Marx smelled bad & lived with his parents most his life.)
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To: Rebelbase

Well, it always worked for me. Coins only, though. The paperboy now bills me in the mail.


76 posted on 08/30/2013 2:26:26 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Rebelbase

I can imagine them using a flashlight as well.


77 posted on 08/30/2013 2:29:00 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
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To: Rebelbase

78 posted on 08/30/2013 2:38:15 PM PDT by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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To: Rebelbase
Shoulda called the cops so they coulda given her the full Abner Louima treatment.
79 posted on 08/30/2013 2:49:45 PM PDT by Rodamala
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To: Rebelbase

Gives new meaning to the term, “Burying your cash in your own backyard”.


80 posted on 08/30/2013 4:55:12 PM PDT by VRWC For Truth (Roberts has perverted the Constitution)
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