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Woman hospitalized to remove stolen $5,000 from rectum
Times News ^ | 8/29/13 | Jeff Bobo

Posted on 08/30/2013 10:57:35 AM PDT by Rebelbase

BULLS GAP — A theft charge is pending against a Hawkins County woman who allegedly stole $5,000 from her boyfriend and was then hospitalized for injuries suffered attempting to remove the cash from her “hiding place.”

Around 1 a.m. Tuesday, the Hawkins County Sheriff's Office was dispatched to the home of Bobby Gulley, 249 North Ridge Road, Bulls Gap, on a complaint that his girlfriend was stealing from him.

Gulley told HCSO Sgt. Michael Allen he’d “set a trap” for Christie Black, 43, also of that address, by placing two envelopes containing $4,000 and $1,000 in $100 bills in an old medicine bag.

The medicine bag was then placed on a foosball table and Gully went to bed.

Gulley said that when he woke up, he noticed Black was still awake, but the medicine bag and cash were missing.

When Gulley confronted Black with the theft, Black reportedly vomited up a baggy containing partially dissolved pills.

“He then asked her where the money was, and she admitted to him she’d wrapped it up and stuck it in her rectum,” Allen stated in his report. “Black admitted (to Allen) to taking the money and medication because Mr. Gulley was going to kick her out and she needed money for a place to live.”

Allen said Black attempted to remove the cash with a toilet brush and tongs but was unsuccessful.

“She was bleeding severely and was transported to the Hawkins County (Memorial Hospital) emergency room,” Allen said. “The wad of money was removed and collected as evidence.”

An arrest warrant has been issued for Black charging her with theft over $1,000, but as of Thursday afternoon the warrant hadn’t been served because she is still hospitalized.

As of Thursday afternoon, she remained listed in fair condition at Holston Valley Medical Center.


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To: Rebelbase

Well what do you know! You can pull money from your a.....


21 posted on 08/30/2013 11:09:19 AM PDT by Gamecock (Many Atheists take the stand: "There is no God AND I hate Him.")
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To: rktman

Would have made for an interesting time at the bank trying to transfer the money to new account.


22 posted on 08/30/2013 11:09:34 AM PDT by Rebelbase (Tagline: (optional, printed after your name on post))
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Guilty, clearly


23 posted on 08/30/2013 11:11:21 AM PDT by dsrtsage (One half of all people have below average IQ. In the US the number is 54%)
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To: Timber Rattler

24 posted on 08/30/2013 11:13:05 AM PDT by Rebelbase (Tagline: (optional, printed after your name on post))
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To: don-o

Was it large or small bills???


25 posted on 08/30/2013 11:13:10 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools)
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Only Two Days until
September.

Less than $3.1k to go!!
We can do this!!

26 posted on 08/30/2013 11:14:43 AM PDT by RedMDer (http://www.dontfundobamacare.com/)
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To: gov_bean_ counter

I am not going to read the article for you.


27 posted on 08/30/2013 11:15:18 AM PDT by don-o (don-o - Member since August 30, 1998. Happy Anniversary to me!)
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To: Rebelbase

The whole thing sounds like a bad joke, except it’s all true. “Bobby Gully” in “Bulls Gap” really’?, Yes, really. One has to wonder how stupid, or high was Mr.(?) Bobby to use $4K cold cash as a “honeytrap” to test his girlfriend’s honesty. Can you imagine the craziness that ran wild in that household?

They had conversations that no one should ever have. “I want my money NOW!” “There aint nothing I can do,with you screamin at me like that. You dun got me all riled up, and all cinched up too! Happy now?” “I want my money NOW!”


28 posted on 08/30/2013 11:15:57 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: Rebelbase

The love of money is the booty of all evil.


29 posted on 08/30/2013 11:16:51 AM PDT by Anton.Rutter
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To: don-o
$100 bills read the article.
30 posted on 08/30/2013 11:17:35 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools)
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To: Rebelbase

Now that’s what you call dirty money —


31 posted on 08/30/2013 11:18:47 AM PDT by Uncle Chip
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To: Rebelbase

Yeeewwwww!


32 posted on 08/30/2013 11:18:55 AM PDT by rktman (Inergalactic background checks? King hussein you're first up.)
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To: Rebelbase

You can’t make this S*** up.


33 posted on 08/30/2013 11:20:25 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: mylife
"Excuse me...got change for a 20?..."

"...WHAT'DA SH..!"

34 posted on 08/30/2013 11:20:37 AM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (Shall Not Be Infringed)
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To: Rebelbase

I guess she couldn’t give a crap.


35 posted on 08/30/2013 11:20:51 AM PDT by colorado tanker
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To: Rebelbase

Definitely time to change her broker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yFFyW4Ad8k


36 posted on 08/30/2013 11:21:52 AM PDT by newheart (The worst thing the Left ever did was to convince the world it was not a religion.)
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To: Rebelbase
Who among us hasn't had the same thing..... wait, no, never.

/johnny

37 posted on 08/30/2013 11:23:10 AM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Rebelbase

Crack money?


38 posted on 08/30/2013 11:23:12 AM PDT by NotYourAverageDhimmi
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To: Rebelbase

It looks like everything came out all right in the end.


39 posted on 08/30/2013 11:23:33 AM PDT by MissNomer
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To: Rebelbase

Need an out-of-this-world place to hide your stolen cash?

Uranus!


40 posted on 08/30/2013 11:23:37 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Truth/Lies; Liberty/Tyranny--WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE??)
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