Posted on 08/30/2013 10:57:35 AM PDT by Rebelbase
BULLS GAP — A theft charge is pending against a Hawkins County woman who allegedly stole $5,000 from her boyfriend and was then hospitalized for injuries suffered attempting to remove the cash from her “hiding place.”
Around 1 a.m. Tuesday, the Hawkins County Sheriff's Office was dispatched to the home of Bobby Gulley, 249 North Ridge Road, Bulls Gap, on a complaint that his girlfriend was stealing from him.
Gulley told HCSO Sgt. Michael Allen he’d “set a trap” for Christie Black, 43, also of that address, by placing two envelopes containing $4,000 and $1,000 in $100 bills in an old medicine bag.
The medicine bag was then placed on a foosball table and Gully went to bed.
Gulley said that when he woke up, he noticed Black was still awake, but the medicine bag and cash were missing.
When Gulley confronted Black with the theft, Black reportedly vomited up a baggy containing partially dissolved pills.
“He then asked her where the money was, and she admitted to him she’d wrapped it up and stuck it in her rectum,” Allen stated in his report. “Black admitted (to Allen) to taking the money and medication because Mr. Gulley was going to kick her out and she needed money for a place to live.”
Allen said Black attempted to remove the cash with a toilet brush and tongs but was unsuccessful.
“She was bleeding severely and was transported to the Hawkins County (Memorial Hospital) emergency room,” Allen said. “The wad of money was removed and collected as evidence.”
An arrest warrant has been issued for Black charging her with theft over $1,000, but as of Thursday afternoon the warrant hadn’t been served because she is still hospitalized.
As of Thursday afternoon, she remained listed in fair condition at Holston Valley Medical Center.
Well what do you know! You can pull money from your a.....
Would have made for an interesting time at the bank trying to transfer the money to new account.
Guilty, clearly
Was it large or small bills???
I am not going to read the article for you.
The whole thing sounds like a bad joke, except it’s all true. “Bobby Gully” in “Bulls Gap” really’?, Yes, really. One has to wonder how stupid, or high was Mr.(?) Bobby to use $4K cold cash as a “honeytrap” to test his girlfriend’s honesty. Can you imagine the craziness that ran wild in that household?
They had conversations that no one should ever have. “I want my money NOW!” “There aint nothing I can do,with you screamin at me like that. You dun got me all riled up, and all cinched up too! Happy now?” “I want my money NOW!”
The love of money is the booty of all evil.
Now that’s what you call dirty money —
Yeeewwwww!
You can’t make this S*** up.
"...WHAT'DA SH..!"
I guess she couldn’t give a crap.
/johnny
Crack money?
It looks like everything came out all right in the end.
Need an out-of-this-world place to hide your stolen cash?
Uranus!
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