Posted on 08/30/2013 10:57:35 AM PDT by Rebelbase
BULLS GAP A theft charge is pending against a Hawkins County woman who allegedly stole $5,000 from her boyfriend and was then hospitalized for injuries suffered attempting to remove the cash from her hiding place.
Around 1 a.m. Tuesday, the Hawkins County Sheriff's Office was dispatched to the home of Bobby Gulley, 249 North Ridge Road, Bulls Gap, on a complaint that his girlfriend was stealing from him.
Gulley told HCSO Sgt. Michael Allen hed set a trap for Christie Black, 43, also of that address, by placing two envelopes containing $4,000 and $1,000 in $100 bills in an old medicine bag.
The medicine bag was then placed on a foosball table and Gully went to bed.
Gulley said that when he woke up, he noticed Black was still awake, but the medicine bag and cash were missing.
When Gulley confronted Black with the theft, Black reportedly vomited up a baggy containing partially dissolved pills.
He then asked her where the money was, and she admitted to him shed wrapped it up and stuck it in her rectum, Allen stated in his report. Black admitted (to Allen) to taking the money and medication because Mr. Gulley was going to kick her out and she needed money for a place to live.
Allen said Black attempted to remove the cash with a toilet brush and tongs but was unsuccessful.
She was bleeding severely and was transported to the Hawkins County (Memorial Hospital) emergency room, Allen said. The wad of money was removed and collected as evidence.
An arrest warrant has been issued for Black charging her with theft over $1,000, but as of Thursday afternoon the warrant hadnt been served because she is still hospitalized.
As of Thursday afternoon, she remained listed in fair condition at Holston Valley Medical Center.
The love of money is the Roto Rooter of all evil.
Hmmm. Beard stubble.
Too bad she wasn't an engineer. Then she could have worked it out with a pencil.
Shucks, I was just on facebook. I was ready to hit the “like” button on that one. LMAO!
I love that commercial! Never understood why it didn’t get more air time.
Dirty money.
Note to self: Skip the BBQ at Gulley’s house this Labor Day.
I don’t need your dirty money.
His money turned out to be a pain in her ash....a not so simple twist of fate.
Yes but did his money earn any interest in her bank? In any event the withdrawal fees are quite pricey...
Allen said Black attempted to remove the cash with a toilet brush and tongs but was unsuccessful.
This. This is what I'd use to get $5,000 outta that rectum...
Ask her to stick her arm out , pull it down like a slot machine handle, see if she pays out.
Well, it always worked for me. Coins only, though. The paperboy now bills me in the mail.
I can imagine them using a flashlight as well.
Gives new meaning to the term, “Burying your cash in your own backyard”.
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