[Billthedrill]

Don’t be ridiculous. I’m 60 and I can remember everything I ever...uh...what was the question again?

[freeagle]

What did you say?

[freeangel]

I’d be happier if I could replace that “protein” by eating it instead of exercising. :)

[Old Sarge]

A protein. I wonder if that means a protein supplement will be useful...

Protein means eating animals. I’m for it.

[dainbramaged]

I’m 61 and remember my first day of kindergarten but I can’t seem to locate my keys.

[Jeff Chandler]

What was I going to write?

[Jack Hydrazine]

Ormus stops it.

[henkster]

I never claimed to have “photographic” memory, but I’ve always had an ability to remember just about everything I’ve read, and most of what I’ve seen and heard. My friends are astounded with my ability to recall details of seemingly insignificant events from 30 years ago. I can still remember the Chicago Cubs roster and lineup from 1984, and most of the Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl XII championship roster.

However, at age 53, I am noticing that while my long term memory of those long ago events remains pretty much intact, my ability to process short-term memory into long term memory has declined. Not much, but it is noticeable.

[Bobalu]

I can remember anything...even if it didn’t happen.

[Gamecock]

It seems to me that, uh. I’ll have to get back to you.

[bgill]

If RbAp48 is short for “roast beef and pork” then bring it on.

[COBOL2Java]

Grampa Simpson: "Alright, lets see, first name, first name. Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answers to all the important questions. Call me Abraham Simpson."

Lisa: "Grampa, how'd you take off your underwear without taking off your pants?"

Grampa Simpson: "I don't know!"

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Bart: "Didn't you wonder why you were getting checks for doing absolutely nothing?"

Grampa Simpson: "I figured because the democrats were in power again."

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Grampa Simpson: "Ooh, I feel all funny. I'm in love! No, wait. It's a stroke. No, wait! It is love! I'm in love!"

[onyx]

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[cuban leaf]

So why is it that I’m almost sixty and I swear that in many ways my memory is getting BETTER?

[blueunicorn6]

You kids stay off my lawn!

[Datom]

I understand that Monica Lewinsky can remember everything in her past AND present life in graphic detail .

[jeffc]

I don’t remember reading this article.......