You know it's hot when....................
Posted on 08/02/2013 5:25:10 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
In a recent survey commissioned by President Obama, his supporters have proven to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower.
The survey was carried out for Democrats by a leading soap and toiletries firm.
The results revealed that 86% of Obama supporters said that they have had sex in the shower.
The remaining 14% said they haven’t been to prison yet.
Checking in! Woohoo!! It’s been a long week.
I have no air conditioning. I go with my wife to the mega supermarket so I can stand in front of the open freezer units and tell my 4 year old daughter unbelievable tales of air conditioned homes in America.
Texas police are sensitive and caring...
Despite what our redistributionist friends tell you, LEOs in Texas are caring and sensitive.
I get irritated when people come down on our police officers, saying that they don’t care about or respect others. Well, here is a story that clearly shows not all cops are in that category.
This story involves the police department in The town of Stonewall, TX, who reported finding a man’s body last Saturday in the early evening in the Pedernales River near the state highway-87 bridge. The dead man’s name would not be released until his family had been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting “someone” in Horseshoe Bay .
He was wearing black fishnet stockings, 4 inch spiked heels, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, dazzle dust on his eyelids, 1/2 inch false eyelashes and an Obama T-shirt.
The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
See there, Texas police do care.
BWAHAHAHAHA!
...and not just one air conditioner. I lived in a two bedroom apartment and we had three!
hOW ABOUT THAT?
You know it’s hot out when...Bloomberg was seen drinking a Big Gulp
Reminds me of a survey about fifteen years ago. 1000 women were asked if they would have sex with then-President Clinton.
42% said “never again.”
Yeah, we have already had our 3 weeks of summer here in Illinoisy. A/C has been off for over a week.
...two seconds before the Snake Shot.
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