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Where to retire?
Email | 21 July 2013 | Unknown

Posted on 07/21/2013 3:17:33 PM PDT by Windflier

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To: Berosus

Lizards (geckos) on your wall means fewer mosquitoes and roaches.


101 posted on 07/21/2013 6:40:42 PM PDT by arthurus (Read Hazlitt's Economics In One Lesson ONLINE http://steshaw.org/econohttp://www.fee.org/library/det)
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To: RoosterRedux
But those horny, toothless, overweight yankee wimmen
are drivin’ us crazy

Dems Damn Yankees

Yankees are like Hemorrhoids
The ones that come down and go back up ain’t so bad...

102 posted on 07/21/2013 6:40:46 PM PDT by HangnJudge
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To: Berosus
In Việt Nam in the smaller towns where there is no glass in the windows and no screens, even relatively wealthy people consider themselves fortunate when there are a many con thằn lằn on the inside walls of the house at night. They say they keep malaria out.
103 posted on 07/21/2013 6:46:25 PM PDT by ThanhPhero (Khách sang La Vang hanh huong tham vieng Maria)
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To: carriage_hill
I’m thinking a 2lb brick of Scrapple probably looks like C4, on an airport scanner.

Funny story. I took two shock absorbers back with me to Berlin packed in my luggage.

You can imagine how that turned out.

104 posted on 07/21/2013 7:00:27 PM PDT by VeniVidiVici (Play the 'Knockout Game' with someone owning a 9mm and you get what you deserve)
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To: VeniVidiVici

Cavity search on aisle 2, seat #37, TSA!


105 posted on 07/21/2013 7:09:18 PM PDT by Carriage Hill (Guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk & spoons make you fat.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
Don't know about the rest of the places but they nailed the Midwest.

The only things they could have added was that you know when to bring a hot dish and you know pasties don't belong on strippers.

106 posted on 07/21/2013 7:12:42 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins)
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To: afraidfortherepublic
Technically, Texans are not “Southerners” (they are Texans) but they use y’all for both singular and plural. At least they did around Houston.

I was born in Houston and lived most of my adult life in Houston. I never heard y'all used as singular in Houston or elsewhere in the state. The only time I have heard y'all used as singular is in movies where they are trying to talk Southern but don't know how.

107 posted on 07/21/2013 7:22:03 PM PDT by rustbucket
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To: bigheadfred
We are all armed to the teeth racists with no sense of humor.

Hey watch it with the broad brush, buddy.

I happen to like a good filthy joke now and then.

108 posted on 07/21/2013 7:27:49 PM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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To: carriage_hill
Cavity search on aisle 2, seat #37, TSA!*

LOL! Close!

109 posted on 07/21/2013 7:34:05 PM PDT by VeniVidiVici (Play the 'Knockout Game' with someone owning a 9mm and you get what you deserve)
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110 posted on 07/21/2013 7:34:39 PM PDT by HangnJudge
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111 posted on 07/21/2013 7:59:03 PM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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To: Fightin Whitey
now Dats one I hain't seen b'fore


112 posted on 07/21/2013 8:06:43 PM PDT by HangnJudge
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To: carriage_hill

Yup, and you KNOW the dog’s gonna go berserk wither way. Didn’t help matters to have a 5 pound log of venison salami in there too!


113 posted on 07/21/2013 9:10:57 PM PDT by Axenolith (Government blows, and that which governs least, blows least...)
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To: Old Sarge
But he sure had some mighty fine wine...

Maybe that's why that bull frog couldn't talk so good.

114 posted on 07/21/2013 9:12:19 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: arthurus

Yea, but those little bastards work for Geico [Government Employees Insurance Company]... lol


115 posted on 07/21/2013 9:17:00 PM PDT by Axenolith (Government blows, and that which governs least, blows least...)
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To: Axenolith

Notice Geico doesn’t have any mosquitos?


116 posted on 07/22/2013 4:31:12 AM PDT by arthurus (Read Hazlitt's Economics In One Lesson ONLINE http://steshaw.org/econohttp://www.fee.org/library/det)
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To: Lakeshark

“10. Lutherans are the strongest gang and have the best colors...”

Quit hoggin’ da hotdish, Eh!


117 posted on 07/22/2013 6:13:12 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

:) Best pasties in Milwaukee, bar none. Ain’t never goin’ back if I can help it, but they are the best!


118 posted on 07/22/2013 6:14:52 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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To: TigerClaws

“better then you guys. More better is youse guys


119 posted on 07/22/2013 6:44:55 AM PDT by capt B
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To: carriage_hill

This might help!

Pennsylvania Style:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcKyQJXwaFc

I love living in Pa. flyover country, but I sure hate the taxes!


120 posted on 07/24/2013 7:17:53 PM PDT by sneakers
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