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Police Called To Domestic Dispute Over Boyfriend Passing Gas
Brietbart.com ^
| 5 Jul 2013
| Jon David Kahn
Posted on 07/06/2013 3:31:18 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
Edited on 07/06/2013 4:23:13 PM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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CLAWSON (WWJ) - Responding to a 911 call for a possible domestic violence situation, police arrived at a Maple Road apartment complex to discover that what neighbors described as sounding like a "violent altercation," was in fact, a very loud plea from a woman to her boyfriend to stop passing gas.
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
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posted on
07/06/2013 3:32:29 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
dude should have kept it SBD. I think he wanted to be caught. :P
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posted on
07/06/2013 3:32:46 PM PDT
by
ZinGirl
(kids in college....can't afford a tagline right now)
To: Slings and Arrows
They did not arrest him because none of the officers wanted him stinking up their car.
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posted on
07/06/2013 3:34:50 PM PDT
by
Venturer
To: Slings and Arrows
I’m glad there were no charges. I could do some hard time as a repeat offender.
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posted on
07/06/2013 3:35:16 PM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(To stay calm during these tumultuous times, I take Damitol. Ask your Doctor if it's right for you.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Hope the nosy neighbor got what she deserved.
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posted on
07/06/2013 3:36:30 PM PDT
by
gusopol3
To: Slings and Arrows
“You men eat your dinner, eat your pork and beans. I eat more chicken, than any man ever seen, yeah, yeah.”
To: Slings and Arrows
“The horror.......the horror.........”
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posted on
07/06/2013 3:37:00 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Slings and Arrows
Nobody was charged in the case...Well, that stinks.
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posted on
07/06/2013 3:37:58 PM PDT
by
John123
(US$ - I owe you nothing. Euro - Who owes you nothing.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I should’ve called the police on my husband last night.
Instead, I resorted to spraying Febreze every couple of hours.
Today he actually ate THREE MORE of those stupid sausages... chuckling his fool head off as he munched them right in front of me.
He’s intentionally trying to kill me.
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posted on
07/06/2013 3:41:02 PM PDT
by
Marie
("The last time Democrats gloated this hard after a health care victory, they lost 60 House seats.")
To: Marie
where did he get the sausages
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posted on
07/06/2013 3:42:27 PM PDT
by
bigheadfred
(barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
To: ZinGirl
Women sometimes think they can change a man but they are soooo wrong.
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posted on
07/06/2013 3:43:56 PM PDT
by
Chickensoup
(200 million unarmed " people killed in the 20th century by Leftist Totalitarian Fascists)
To: Slings and Arrows
Was he passing or sharing gas?
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posted on
07/06/2013 3:43:57 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/06/2013 3:45:07 PM PDT
by
Michael.SF.
(0bama lied, Stevens died, now 0bama covers up the lies.)
To: Marie
Today he actually ate THREE MORE of those stupid sausages... chuckling his fool head off as he munched them right in front of me.
He’s intentionally trying to kill me.
___________________________
Light a match, throw it in the room, collect life insurance.
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posted on
07/06/2013 3:45:29 PM PDT
by
Chickensoup
(200 million unarmed " people killed in the 20th century by Leftist Totalitarian Fascists)
To: bigheadfred
I am telling your wife on you!
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posted on
07/06/2013 3:45:55 PM PDT
by
Chickensoup
(200 million unarmed " people killed in the 20th century by Leftist Totalitarian Fascists)
To: blueunicorn6
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posted on
07/06/2013 3:46:52 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Wait, its a crime to pass gas? Damn I would be getting a life sentence
To: Slings and Arrows
During earlier, civilized times such people could be seen (and smelled) performing in public theaters.
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posted on
07/06/2013 3:47:58 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: Chickensoup
no kidding! there was a thread just yesterday about “Can a Woman Change A Man?” HA! I posted that it should be under the Friday Silliness Thread.
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posted on
07/06/2013 3:48:34 PM PDT
by
ZinGirl
(kids in college....can't afford a tagline right now)
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