[TexasCajun]

...And Bring Me Valerie & Huma Too! ...Where's Hillary!?

[JPG]

“OK, tell me how to get off of all this Egypt stuff and get back to gun control and gay marriage....suggestions?”

[bray]

Did you just say my Middle East policy is as bad a failure as my economic policy?

[TexasCajun]

Look! ...Last Man Standing, Give 'em 450 Million and 4 F-16s!

[Gaffer]

Seems to me, with such a potentially tumultuous upheaval in one of America’s best-friend countries (as far as largely Muslim countries go), his crack (IMO should be prefaced with Ass-) team of go-getter doers (e.g., Holder - WTF is he doing there?) DOES NOT INCLUDE THE SECRETARY OF STATE!

This is a situation that reprises strife akin to the same from barely two years ago! Obama is in Africa visiting his cousins telling them they can’t have air conditioning and out on safari with the Wookie (with dozens of snipers there to make sure she doesn’t get ‘poached’).

This is goddam joke. It’s a stock photo...at least I’d have more respect than to sit here thinking this is the ass-crack team he’s put together after everything is virtually over..

[GSWarrior]

"I specifically asked for black coffee."

[RetSignman]

(satire)

[LostInBayport]

Zero: "...so, my new foreign policy agenda is as follows. We'll keep giving our lunch money to China and do Putin's homework for him for few more months in the hope he'll talk to us on the playground. If we have to take a few swirlies, Dr. Rice will handle that. She's used to spewing crap. Wedgies: Those are Holder's."

[TimF]

“Hey, where da white women at?”

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Am I seeing things, or is that a small teleprompter in front of him! Who is on the other end feeding him what to say?

[smoothsailing]

NO PICTURES! GET OUT!!!

[Graewoulf]

Tyrant Obama: “For some unknown reason, whenever I hit the golf ball it always goes left of what Republicans call “The Fairway!” —”

(All laugh.)

Holder: “ The concept of a “Fairway” is something that is opposite of THE WAY of Obamanation. Maybe Barry, you better just stick to riding around in your Corporate Jet and giving speeches. WE will do your heavy lifting.”

[mrsmith]

“You must be wondering why I called you here.
We had an excellent dessert tonight, ice cream and frozen strawberries.
An hour ago, I sent for another portion but got only the ice cream.
There weren’t any more strawberries!
I don’t believe that the officers consumed a gallon of strawberries.

Mr Holder, how many portions of ice cream and strawberries did you have?”

[bigheadfred]

Obama Directs His National Security Team

Obamas version:

What the world sees:

[Joe Boucher]

Can you say circle jerk??

[AZLiberty]

Apparently the Official White House Photoshopper got the message about head size. They placed the Obama dummy closer to the camera than this previous time.

[mad_as_he$$]

Now there is a large collection of people that should be referred to as “the defendant”.

[blueunicorn6]

“Guess what I have in my hand? Eric?”

“A pony?”

“Correct. And who can guess the pony’s name? What the hell are you all looking down at the table for? You won’t find the pony’s name there. I’ll tell you. Her name is Giselle. Now, what color is my pony? Susan?”

“Somebody else field this one. I had to tell that make-believe story five times on TV.”

[muir_redwoods]

The Scumbag in Chief directs the monthly meeting of Scumbags of the Western Hemisphere.

[molson209]

Rice doesn’t have clue so she plays with her name card ,Ah , do they need name cards to tell them where to sit because this is their first meeting ever