Posted on 06/29/2013 11:19:03 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Governor Cuomo celebrated Pride Weekend and the overturning of DOMA by announcing the launch of a tourism website aimed at the LGBT community, because all out-of-state dollars are equal in his eyes. [NBC New York]
It will be helpful in knowing places to avoid, at least.
And where to make sure you use ass gaskets on the toilets if you must go there anyhow.
It’s not about “equality.” It’s about “money.”
Barry knows some wonderful bathhouses.
Barry knows some wonderful bathhouses.
I’ve heard of staycations, but this is a gaycation.
When you see HIV testing trucks, that’s the bat signal to stay away.
Expect Jehovah's Witness pews to fill up if this ever happens.
Anecdotal Personal Story Alert!
A very proper British widow I know (Friends of my Mom) and her adult daughter love to travel together. They are seasoned travelers and have been to many exotic places. They know how to book their own travel accommodations and use the Internet wisely.
They made arrangements mapping out a Caribbean Vacation that included several days in Key West at a very Nice Hotel. Upon arriving, they went straight up to their rooms and unpacked, and went to sleep.
The next morning, they went out onto the poolside balcony and were greeted by a swimming pool FULL of naked men, who were “sporting about” as she put it, and were so horrified that they demanded their money back and re-booking in another “family friendly” hotel.
The mistake was NOT hers. The website had not had any (at least blatant...maybe there were secret code words?)indication that this was a homosexual hotel.
From what I understand, Disney-world does not announce “Gay Week” in advance either, so many families are stunned when they arrive in Orlando with their children, and are confronted with unseemly behavior at the beloved theme park.
I have heard from People in Orlando that “Gay Week” is the busiest week of the year for “Orlando’s Holy Land Experience” as families seek an alternative.
I enjoyed OHLE, but let’s face it, it isn’t Disneyland!
"Come to New York. Who has more assholes than us?"
"With a mayor like Weiner, how can you go wrong?"
"In New York, you'll get the full package for your vacation."
"New York: We'll throw our backsides open wide for you."
"New York: Like San Francisco but with better stores."
Actually, you have the nub of a great idea. Only solicit blood from people you trust,and you should be fine.There is probably a good business opportunity hiding in there.
THat is unbelievable!! LOL!!!
Just curious: do transgeners go to Gay Bath Houses/
“The next morning, they went out onto the poolside balcony and were greeted by a swimming pool FULL of naked men, who were “sporting about” as she put it, and were so horrified that they demanded their money back and re-booking in another “family friendly” hotel.
The mistake was NOT hers. The website had not had any (at least blatant...maybe there were secret code words?)indication that this was a homosexual hotel.”
I don’t have to wonder what “sporting about” means, I’ve been to “zombie time”. Yes it’s best to know in advance and avoid. The sight of an all male orgy would make me of great ill.
At the least, the desk clerk should have realized that the two middle-aged ladies would have found out soon enough.
Why did the lesbians get to their vacation before the male homosexuals did? (old joke, whose punchline I cannot reveal in a family forum).
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