Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
No tofuburgers?
NO tofuburgers!
This is a class establishment!
Ok...
Then.. why are we here?
I don't have on my "proper attire required" disguise...
Where'd ya get that notion?
We've got beer, our own distillery, a dwindling supply of barefoot wine, and kudzu.
Anything we need, we have to make for ourselves, and we haven't seen a fresh magazine for years.
This place is like a time-warp barber-shop. (With a big back room!)
Would you join any club that would admit you?
Not any, no. I do have standards, you know.
There has to be a reading room, at least.
By odd coincidence, ... maybe ... I wrote this time travel poem exactly six years ago.
Doo doo do doo. (Twilight Zone music)
Time Travel
Well, Otto had an attitude -- the world owed him a living,
His every act was take, take, take. He was so un for giving.
He made his phone calls all collect, his postage went out due,
And if you dropped a hat on him, you knew that he would sue.
All in his life was backward. Contention made him thrive.
But all who knew him wondered why he even was alive.
His constant usurpations, his grabbing, stingy ways,
One wondered how he dealt with such a gift of endless days.
The answer was, he felt it wrong that time be wasted so.
Much better that control was used, to interrupt the flow.
And so he made a time machine, to garner all he could,
He got the theory right enough; designing, not so good.
He ended going sideways, through shifting constant days,
Of sun just peeking up above a distant morning haze,
And people frozen in their tracks, but changing even so,
Before long he had lost his way, and knew not where to go.
Alas, he'd traveled much too far, to find his way again,
He journeyed in a circle then, of ever-widening spin,
The classic searching pattern, of fable and of rhyme,
But he remains a lost soul yet. No one would give him time.
NicknamedBob . . . . . . . . . August 4, 2007
Thank you!
Oh, that was good!
I appreciate your saying that.
Hey Moose, is there something in the water over there up around Newcastle? I ask because of THIS...
Seems to me that if teaching is unnecessary, so are teachers. Wonder how the NEA will take to that. Wonder if it's cheaper to replace teachers with smortphomes. ;-)
404 document not found.
What happened?
Newcastle is a never ending source of wonderment, and an unintelligible dialect.
Professor says kids no longer need to learn spelling and grammar because of smartphones
I note the link that did not work somehow ended up with a backslash in it the the DNS server didn’t like..
That kind of BS has been peddled over ‘ere for the last 30 years.
It’s progressive ,you know.
The Conservatives are now talking about re-introducing Spelling and Grammar to the State school system, so this spanner is pushing the Leftist agenda to made a name for himself.
Yes, he is just fitting to the Education system like another left-hand glove.
Isn't that what you get when you don't stand close enough to the urinal?
That is what ‘Backslash’ is slang for.
The Internet caused much mirth when they began reading out web addresses on the TV.
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