NO tofuburgers!
This is a class establishment!
Ok...
Then.. why are we here?
I don't have on my "proper attire required" disguise...
Where'd ya get that notion?
We've got beer, our own distillery, a dwindling supply of barefoot wine, and kudzu.
Anything we need, we have to make for ourselves, and we haven't seen a fresh magazine for years.
This place is like a time-warp barber-shop. (With a big back room!)