[NicknamedBob]

"This is a class establishment!"

Where'd ya get that notion?

We've got beer, our own distillery, a dwindling supply of barefoot wine, and kudzu.

Anything we need, we have to make for ourselves, and we haven't seen a fresh magazine for years.

This place is like a time-warp barber-shop. (With a big back room!)

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Would you join any club that would admit you?

[NoCmpromiz]

Now you did it, you said time-warp again...