#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter

Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

[Mad Dawgg]

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.

[no-to-illegals]

The great thing Bob is the Nanobits are retrievable. Here is a whole hand full. We'll be in another place and another time in no time flat. This will fix everything ...
okay Bob, yep, you heard right ... I mumbled ... I hope.

[no-to-illegals]

Okay I understand ... if it does not work ... I'm banished.

Thank Goodness, everyone, that there is two smiles out there.

Being a Grunt is tough.

[NoCmpromiz]

Slender But Elusive Lawn Service will be moving (tomorrow, it says).

Ummm.. is that considered a... job?

[Tax-chick]

No, just doing the lawn jobs Tom would ordinarily do.

[Mr. K]

GREEN tea (very different)

[NicknamedBob]

Just get the tanks filled, please. That will be sufficient.

Volatiles are ... volatile, out here.

[no-to-illegals]

Going East Bound and Down.
Must go wash the dishes
On KP and must do what can't be done
It's a long way to go
and there ain't no shortage of dishes
East Bound .. just spreading the soap suds around.

[moose07]

[moose07]

[moose07]

[NicknamedBob]

Is that a recent photo? I’m seeing a bit of color in the trees.

Around here, the seventeen-year locusts are leaving their bite marks on many of the trees, making it seem like an early Fall for some of them.

[moose07]

That was last Autumn. (Fall)
Just wondered of the other site i use could be hotlinked to here, it can.
Glad we don’t have locusts.

[NicknamedBob]

They’re not so bad. Not the Biblical locusts, by any means.

They just have a unique solution to the problem of reproduction and predation. Mostly harmless.

And edible, if you’re so inclined, by the way.

[TheOldLady]

Thank you, CL. Yes, one year today.

I cried a lot today, but I’m feeling better now.

[moose07]

Have eaten Grass hopper in S.America ,so i guess it’s similar to locust.
They where tasty.
Santiago Atitlán ,that was a memory stretch.

[moose07]

(((Hugs)))
Hadn’t forgotten.

[TheOldLady]

Thank you, my dear, long-time friend. {{{Moosie}}}

[TheOldLady]

That sounds beautiful, Face. I hope you’re able to find pictures of it to show everyone.

[NoCmpromiz]

Tweet , tweet tweet, tweet tweet

By George, I think you might have a hit there... ;-)

[null and void]

LISTER and CONFIDENCE walk in through the opposite door.

LISTER: Yo, Rimmer, listen, we've been thinking. We think we can get Kochanski back without turning you off.
PARANOIA: Oh, he's drunk. Yes. I can smell it from here.
LISTER: All we have to do is turn off all non-essential power systems and Holly says it'll work.
CONFIDENCE: (Holding a lightbulb over LISTER's head) Ding dong! Another great idea from the people who brought you Beeeeer Milkshakes!
PARANOIA: How can you be so obsessed with a girl you hardly know?
CONFIDENCE: Hardly know, sir? You haven't heard the "-indling" song!
(Singing) Our love I tried to kindle--