#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter

Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

[Mad Dawgg]

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.

[no-to-illegals]

Only one little problem so far Bob. Borg have been detected but I have confidence, we’ll avoid them. Nully will land this ship safely. My confidence lays with Nully. Cut that out Confidence!

[ThomasThomas]

I need to change the combination on my luggage!

[no-to-illegals]

Nully ... you okay? Dang you, Confidence! You know better.

Okay Bob, two problems.

[no-to-illegals]

Jane is sending in a security team. Confidence is smiling ear to ear. Nully, Nully .... NULLY!

[NicknamedBob]

The problem with technology is that you do not get into the future until someone takes each measured step along the metered way.

[null and void]

Help! I’m trapped under a blond!

[Silentgypsy]

That is a big Baby!

[no-to-illegals]

Okay ... we're okay here ... Nully has come to. Big smile on Nully’s face but everything looks okay. Doc, says Nully can fly. Nully mentioned ... What fly? It's zipped now. No problem.

[moose07]

Hi!

[no-to-illegals]

Nanobits ready to set false trail. Nully at the controls and prepared to fly. Confidence is locked away. There is a plan. Janeway gave it to you didn’t she Nully? Oh heck ... I thought she gave it to you, Nully. We'll be improving. Janeway notified. Nully, Nully, that Borg ship is closing.

[no-to-illegals]

improving to improvising.

[no-to-illegals]

We're Away! Bob, that time Warp wormhole is closing fast. I know Janeway made okay. Voyager must have started a back-feed collapse. Improvising ... Borg not following. Sorry moose. We have Confidence. Though locked away, her powers are awesome. Okay ... dang Nully that was some more kind of driving. Thanks Nully. You've done it again. Bob, shuttle intact. We're Home!

[moose07]

Hope you kept an eye in the rear view mirror.
The Borg ship could have followed you through the worm hole!

[no-to-illegals]

Confidence collapsed the worm hole ... Borg died. Nully was too fast for ‘em. The good guys win ... with Confidence. Okay Nully, you deserve it. I’ll leave and when you unlock Confidence, you’re on your own.

[no-to-illegals]

Bob ... per your orders all modification are undone. There is no trace of prior modification. Please inspect the shuttle though. I might have missed something. Would not recommend going inside the shuttle at this point though. Nully is unlocking Confidence. Personally Bob, I think Nully was kidding earlier when he was yelling for help.

[no-to-illegals]

The End! unless Bob has to chew me out.

[NicknamedBob]

"The End! unless Bob has to chew me out."

And why, pray tell, are the reaction tanks depleted?

[no-to-illegals]

Nully did it. Go inside the shuttle Bob.

[no-to-illegals]

Actually there is a special gift inside for you and it is not Confidence. You'll find it. Easy to spot. Wait just one minute have to warn Nully and Confidence you are entering the shuttle.

Nully, With what I know Confidence has awesome powers. Tell her to beam you and she out of the shuttle. Bob needs to enter.

[no-to-illegals]

Nanobits Bob ... Nanobits ... I’ll place Two in each tank and call me in morning if not satisfied. Reaction tank depletion not a problem. Replication unbelievable. Better than dilitium. Stolen from Phrengee.