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#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter
Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1; benghazi; fastandfurious; hashtag; impeachnow; irs; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; nsa; nsacalledtotellme; spamthensa; twitter; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: NicknamedBob
The great thing Bob is the Nanobits are retrievable. Here is a whole hand full. We'll be in another place and another time in no time flat. This will fix everything ...
okay Bob, yep, you heard right ... I mumbled ... I hope.
5,261 posted on 08/04/2013 5:15:31 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: NicknamedBob; null and void; everyone
Okay I understand ... if it does not work ... I'm banished.

Thank Goodness, everyone, that there is two smiles out there.

Being a Grunt is tough.

5,262 posted on 08/04/2013 5:24:37 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Tax-chick
Slender But Elusive Lawn Service will be moving (tomorrow, it says).

Ummm.. is that considered a... job?

5,263 posted on 08/04/2013 5:32:23 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

No, just doing the lawn jobs Tom would ordinarily do.


5,264 posted on 08/04/2013 5:33:19 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: Silentgypsy

GREEN tea (very different)


5,265 posted on 08/04/2013 5:34:36 PM PDT by Mr. K (Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics, and then Democrat Talking Points.)
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To: no-to-illegals

Just get the tanks filled, please. That will be sufficient.

Volatiles are ... volatile, out here.


5,266 posted on 08/04/2013 5:38:40 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Modesty compels me to brag only about my modesty, at which I excel.)
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Going East Bound and Down.
Must go wash the dishes
On KP and must do what can't be done
It's a long way to go
and there ain't no shortage of dishes
East Bound .. just spreading the soap suds around.
5,267 posted on 08/04/2013 5:40:00 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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5,268 posted on 08/04/2013 5:54:43 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: moose07

5,269 posted on 08/04/2013 5:57:43 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: moose07

5,270 posted on 08/04/2013 5:58:57 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: moose07

Is that a recent photo? I’m seeing a bit of color in the trees.

Around here, the seventeen-year locusts are leaving their bite marks on many of the trees, making it seem like an early Fall for some of them.


5,271 posted on 08/04/2013 6:01:27 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Modesty compels me to brag only about my modesty, at which I excel.)
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To: NicknamedBob

That was last Autumn. (Fall)
Just wondered of the other site i use could be hotlinked to here, it can.
Glad we don’t have locusts.


5,272 posted on 08/04/2013 6:04:20 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: moose07

They’re not so bad. Not the Biblical locusts, by any means.

They just have a unique solution to the problem of reproduction and predation. Mostly harmless.

And edible, if you’re so inclined, by the way.


5,273 posted on 08/04/2013 6:10:10 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Modesty compels me to brag only about my modesty, at which I excel.)
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To: Cyber Liberty

Thank you, CL. Yes, one year today.

I cried a lot today, but I’m feeling better now.


5,274 posted on 08/04/2013 6:15:50 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: NicknamedBob

Have eaten Grass hopper in S.America ,so i guess it’s similar to locust.
They where tasty.
Santiago Atitlán ,that was a memory stretch.


5,275 posted on 08/04/2013 6:21:04 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: TheOldLady

(((Hugs)))
Hadn’t forgotten.


5,276 posted on 08/04/2013 6:21:55 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: moose07

Thank you, my dear, long-time friend. {{{Moosie}}}


5,277 posted on 08/04/2013 6:31:54 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Monkey Face

That sounds beautiful, Face. I hope you’re able to find pictures of it to show everyone.


5,278 posted on 08/04/2013 6:39:04 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: ThomasThomas; null and void
Tweet , tweet tweet, tweet tweet

By George, I think you might have a hit there... ;-)

5,279 posted on 08/04/2013 6:55:46 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: no-to-illegals
LISTER and CONFIDENCE walk in through the opposite door.

LISTER: Yo, Rimmer, listen, we've been thinking. We think we can get Kochanski back without turning you off.
PARANOIA: Oh, he's drunk. Yes. I can smell it from here.
LISTER: All we have to do is turn off all non-essential power systems and Holly says it'll work.
CONFIDENCE: (Holding a lightbulb over LISTER's head) Ding dong! Another great idea from the people who brought you Beeeeer Milkshakes!
PARANOIA: How can you be so obsessed with a girl you hardly know?
CONFIDENCE: Hardly know, sir? You haven't heard the "-indling" song!
(Singing) Our love I tried to kindle--

5,280 posted on 08/04/2013 7:02:13 PM PDT by null and void (You don't know what "cutting edge" means till you insult Mohammed.)
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