Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
I saw one of those in Pak...
Thanks, Moosie! It was a long dry spell! (I’m SO addicted!)
Thanks, Cyber!
The Slender But Elusive Lawn Service must be desperate for money, if he is willing to replace Epic Fail Lawn Service for the Duration...
If you weighed 36 tons, you too could pick which ever side of the road your heart desired. :)
Isn't!
He has no choice. Bwahahahahahahaha!
Gee, I could have mailed you mine. I haven’t found any since that first day.
Since I first got internet, in 2000, I think, I realized it was the answer to the biggest problem I had at the time: Isolation due to CFIDS.
The computer has, since then, become my “lifeline” to the world, and allows me a certain amount of (anonymous) normalcy. I will give up the TV (which I mostly listen to) before I will willingly give up the internet. Sad but true.
My kids are so nonchalant about me that the only way I can keep up with what they are doing is to go to facebook. I don’t post...I only comment. But they tell the world what’s going on in their lives...stupid kids.
Baby wouldn’t be happy with only one.
(I know, Moosie...just joshing!)
I found six. How much does Baby weigh?
'Shudder'
Never been there.
My Twitter account is as quiet as the grave.
Used solely for seeing what other fools are willing to divulge. LOL!
Correct side.
Yayyyyy, you’re back!
Something over a pound ;-).
My facebook account went unused for several years, but now that my kids use it to inform the world of what’s going on in their lives, I’ve had to go there in order to keep up...they seldom call me, and even less often IM me. So I got facebook in self-defense.
Dang! It’s so GOOD to be back! (Withdrawal sucks...)
We missed you all day!
Now I have to give Kathleen a bath.
I missed all of you for TWO days! So there!
Give Kathleen a little kiss on the nape of her neck for me!
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