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#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter
Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1; benghazi; fastandfurious; hashtag; impeachnow; irs; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; nsa; nsacalledtotellme; spamthensa; twitter; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: JoeProBono

I saw one of those in Pak...


5,201 posted on 08/04/2013 2:25:51 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Do clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, look! That one is shaped like an idiot!")
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To: moose07

Thanks, Moosie! It was a long dry spell! (I’m SO addicted!)


5,202 posted on 08/04/2013 2:27:26 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Do clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, look! That one is shaped like an idiot!")
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To: Cyber Liberty

Thanks, Cyber!


5,203 posted on 08/04/2013 2:27:53 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Do clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, look! That one is shaped like an idiot!")
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To: Tax-chick

The Slender But Elusive Lawn Service must be desperate for money, if he is willing to replace Epic Fail Lawn Service for the Duration...


5,204 posted on 08/04/2013 2:30:48 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Do clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, look! That one is shaped like an idiot!")
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To: Monkey Face
"Hey! That lorry is on the wrong side of the road!"

If you weighed 36 tons, you too could pick which ever side of the road your heart desired. :)

Isn't!

5,205 posted on 08/04/2013 2:32:04 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: Monkey Face

He has no choice. Bwahahahahahahaha!


5,206 posted on 08/04/2013 2:35:51 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: Tax-chick

Gee, I could have mailed you mine. I haven’t found any since that first day.


5,207 posted on 08/04/2013 2:36:01 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (:))
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To: moose07

Since I first got internet, in 2000, I think, I realized it was the answer to the biggest problem I had at the time: Isolation due to CFIDS.

The computer has, since then, become my “lifeline” to the world, and allows me a certain amount of (anonymous) normalcy. I will give up the TV (which I mostly listen to) before I will willingly give up the internet. Sad but true.

My kids are so nonchalant about me that the only way I can keep up with what they are doing is to go to facebook. I don’t post...I only comment. But they tell the world what’s going on in their lives...stupid kids.


5,208 posted on 08/04/2013 2:36:08 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Do clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, look! That one is shaped like an idiot!")
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To: Silentgypsy

Baby wouldn’t be happy with only one.


5,209 posted on 08/04/2013 2:37:53 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: moose07

(I know, Moosie...just joshing!)


5,210 posted on 08/04/2013 2:39:03 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Do clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, look! That one is shaped like an idiot!")
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To: Tax-chick
You subtlety does not ex-cape me. ;o]
5,211 posted on 08/04/2013 2:40:22 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Do clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, look! That one is shaped like an idiot!")
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To: Tax-chick

I found six. How much does Baby weigh?


5,212 posted on 08/04/2013 2:48:56 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (:))
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To: Monkey Face
"facebook"

'Shudder'
Never been there.
My Twitter account is as quiet as the grave.
Used solely for seeing what other fools are willing to divulge. LOL!

Correct side.

5,213 posted on 08/04/2013 2:49:10 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: Monkey Face

Yayyyyy, you’re back!


5,214 posted on 08/04/2013 2:49:28 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (:))
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To: Silentgypsy

Something over a pound ;-).


5,215 posted on 08/04/2013 3:09:12 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: moose07

My facebook account went unused for several years, but now that my kids use it to inform the world of what’s going on in their lives, I’ve had to go there in order to keep up...they seldom call me, and even less often IM me. So I got facebook in self-defense.


5,216 posted on 08/04/2013 3:10:31 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Do clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, look! That one is shaped like an idiot!")
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To: Tax-chick; Silentgypsy

Dang! It’s so GOOD to be back! (Withdrawal sucks...)


5,217 posted on 08/04/2013 3:11:50 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Do clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, look! That one is shaped like an idiot!")
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To: Monkey Face

We missed you all day!

Now I have to give Kathleen a bath.


5,218 posted on 08/04/2013 3:19:25 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: Tax-chick; All

I missed all of you for TWO days! So there!

Give Kathleen a little kiss on the nape of her neck for me!


5,219 posted on 08/04/2013 3:22:48 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Do clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, look! That one is shaped like an idiot!")
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To: Monkey Face; onyx
Onyx just posted me this:

Wasn't concentrating on the 'Freepathon ' thread. OOps!
5,220 posted on 08/04/2013 3:30:52 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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