Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
LOL, what you can’t see are the layers below that one.
Bags,People,Bags,People,Bags,People.
Looks like rush hour on the Underground.
Good news! I’m back online! YAY!!!!
Also, it was a relay switch that wasn’t relaying properly. I will find out tomorrow which one it is, and make sure it is isolated in the event of something like this again.
Busdaddy was impressed with Mr. Bill, and he thanks you for being so generous. So do I!
XOXO!
You are moving the statue!
Okay ,let’s go! Could do with a laugh.
I don’t believe there is a gas station in the valley that uses ethanol in their gas. We’re not all that “green” here, in spite of what Idiot Reid wants people to think.
We do things differently here, too. I remember many years ago, I was on AOL and I was IMing a cute chick who lived about 50 km from London. One nice Sunday afternoon, like today for example, she asked me what I was up to. I replied, "Oh, I'm just vacuuming the walls." There was a long, long pause, then she wrote "You Yanks sure do strange things sometimes."
I told her I live in the desert, and for some strange reason they thought textured walls are all the bomb. Well, the dust from the desert collects on the walls' texture, so they need to be vacuumed once in a while. Don't get me started on the popcorn ceiling....
Your Leatherman knife came in handy again ,eh?
Good to see you ‘Face!
Yaaay!!!
Ohyestheyare...
It creates a few laughs ,so it is a good thing.
“You Yanks sure do strange things sometimes.”
Can't imagine it any other way....... LOL!
Was that 50Km East or West, it could be important. :)
NW. And that’s give or take a dozen km or so. Your neck of the woods?
you fixed it yourself ... Good for you! Knew Face could do it!
I tried macrame’ in the ‘80’s, but instead of starting small, I went for the Big Time. I made a Christmas “tree” that I hung from the ceiling. the bottom was nearly 4’ across, and I made a large ceramic Nativity which I placed inside on cotton batting. The late Igor rigged up a blue light inside of a 3# coffee can which couldn’t be seen from the outside of the tree; the result of the lighting on the Nativity was stuning.
For decorations, I made silver glitter stars and used silk rose buds. It made the front page of the local paper. Somewhere, I have the photos, and if I can find them on my hard drive, I will post them. Of course, a gentle reminder would help, if I go too long...I’m still hyper about finally having my interwebs back!
LOL!
“statue of limitations”
Groan...
I was up for that little job as well.
The papers tomorrow would have been full of UFO stories.
I used to have a volume Max Shulman compiled of campus humor, but I can’t find it in my online searches. It was hilarious!
Nully said he didn't know that the Epic Fail Lawn Service had a branch in Henderson... ;o]
The rule on "doing" is: Never "Do" what you can't undo.
We're looking at implementing "whiffleball" electrostatic confinement fusion for some of the shuttles. It's a bit tricky: High temperatures, low temperatures, vacuum and exotic materials ... interesting work.
If you make one of our shuttles disappear into the Delta Quadrant, you'd better be with it.
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