Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
no problem ... plenty to look for.
Aye!
Hey, you’re back! Epic Fail Lawn Service has gone to camp, so the Slender But Elusive Lawn Service will be moving (tomorrow, it says).
“If you make one of our shuttles disappear into the Delta Quadrant”
Do you mean lost in a Wal-m*rt car-park? (Parking lot)
It was CUT by an industrial strength lawn edger, with 2” teeth. But it has been replaced, and here I am! YAY!
This complex is maybe 50 years old, and cable was installed as an afterthought. Nowadays, the lines for cable everything are installed 6” below the surface, before anything else is done.
At any rate ~~ I’m here!
Could be. Her folks had money....
Awwww, Joe...thanks!!!
That’s a really keeper! I may even put it on my facebook page!
*hug*
Am glad you are here and not there.
okay which way did you go?
;-{)
Isn’t it amazing how cut off people feel these days when a cable is cut.
Thank goodness (or Jim) for FR.
A TV series, spin-off of the Star Trek series, called "Star Trek: Voyager" managed to get itself lost in the "Delta Quadrant", presumably on the other side of the Galaxy. Even at Warp Speeds, it would have taken them lifetimes to travel back.
The caution to n-t-i was that we don't want to lose a shuttle. It's embarrassing enough to have one more than we're supposed to have, but you're not supposed to know about that, (time travel protocols, and all that).
She DID! LOL! But I couldn't get the two most important lights on the modem to come on, and that's when I called the cable company.
When the guy was here yesterday, he told me his first thought was that Cox had somehow perceived my PC as a "pirate," but when I told him the sequence of events, he said, "Let me check that out."
In 110 degree heat, he spent an hour outside, troubleshooting for Moi.
When he came back in, he asked a few questions and I told him: Epic Fail Lawn Service, Henderson Branch, was here Friday afternoon, and when they got to the sidewalk by my neighbor, my interwebs died. The message on the screen said simply that I had no signal.
That's when he said that the line had been cut and that it could be as late as Tuesday before it could be replaced. They came about two hours ago, said they were going to fix it, and took their little pick and whatever other tool they used and the rest is history! YAY!!!
btw .. Jane says hello.
Ah, i see.
There are actually Two extra shuttles on board then.
Mine is buried in Kudzu ,in one of the lower docking bays.
OHNO! NOT the Cabela’s hat!!! *sob*
I’m sorry for your loss...
you scared ‘em Face .. showed ‘em you knew more than they thought you did. Therefore they said ... better check this out ... We Have A Pirate .... ARRRGGGG!
shucks Kudzu experiment found.
Hey! That lorry is on the wrong side of the road!
*snort*
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