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#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter
Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1; benghazi; fastandfurious; hashtag; impeachnow; irs; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; nsa; nsacalledtotellme; spamthensa; twitter; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: Tax-chick; no-to-illegals; All

Morning! Sticky floors remind me of movie theaters.


5,141 posted on 08/04/2013 9:56:49 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (:))
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face

Monkey Face says hi!


5,142 posted on 08/04/2013 9:58:09 AM PDT by null and void (You don't know what "cutting edge" means till you insult Mohammed.)
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To: JoeProBono

Sooooo cute!


5,143 posted on 08/04/2013 9:59:44 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (:))
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To: Silentgypsy

sorry- I was trying to be funny

yes, I eat any fruit or vegetable that grows, and meat or chees or eggs, any fish, any meat

no bread or wheat or white sugar (I use honey or guava nectar)

Also GREEN TEA with honey instead of coffee


5,144 posted on 08/04/2013 10:07:35 AM PDT by Mr. K (Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics, and then Democrat Talking Points.)
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To: Tax-chick

Sending sorry waves to ‘Face.


5,145 posted on 08/04/2013 10:08:06 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (:))
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To: TheOldLady

Thanks. I forgot how to spell toot sweet.


5,146 posted on 08/04/2013 10:11:15 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (:))
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To: Tax-chick

Do your reptiles eat spiders? We have several varieties of skinks here and see the occasional glass lizard; lots of toads; turtles. I keep meaning to look up their dietary requirements and preferences. Maybe later today....


5,147 posted on 08/04/2013 10:17:41 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (:))
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To: Tax-chick

You, too?


5,148 posted on 08/04/2013 10:22:19 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (:))
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To: Silentgypsy

LOL!


5,149 posted on 08/04/2013 10:22:50 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Mr. K

Thanks! I’ve been drinking more tea lately and it does have a strangely salutary effect.


5,150 posted on 08/04/2013 10:24:35 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (:))
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To: no-to-illegals; TheOldLady; Tax-chick
"Bob, can you spare a rocket?"

You can borrow one of the shuttles, (Gas-Cooled Nuclear Reactor/Rocket Engine), as long as you fill it up with gas before you return it.

I presume your pilot's certification is up-to-date. Piece of cake, that. Just like riding a bicycle.

Whattaya wanna do, move the Statue of Liberty?

5,151 posted on 08/04/2013 10:33:36 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Modesty compels me to brag only about my modesty, at which I excel.)
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To: TheOldLady

It’s been a year since Rocket? {{Hugs!}}


5,152 posted on 08/04/2013 12:22:34 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Justice for Trayvon: Dig up his body and shoot him again.)
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To: Tax-chick
I would never name a child Maynard.

maynard g krebs...

WORK

5,153 posted on 08/04/2013 12:36:17 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Silentgypsy

I’ve never seen the reptiles eat spiders. They like insects and grubs, though. I keep looking for tomato hornworms for Baby, but it must be too wet for them.


5,154 posted on 08/04/2013 1:06:04 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: NicknamedBob; no-to-illegals
"move the Statue of Liberty? "

It's only 225 tons...one man and a Van.

5,155 posted on 08/04/2013 1:07:53 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: Silentgypsy

don’t count if there was no popcorn on the floor.


5,156 posted on 08/04/2013 1:22:32 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: moose07

I thought that was called a “lorrie.”


5,157 posted on 08/04/2013 1:24:47 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Justice for Trayvon: Dig up his body and shoot him again.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Thanks Bob ... may I tinker with the propulsion?


5,158 posted on 08/04/2013 1:26:27 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Cyber Liberty
The 'Correct' term for it would be 'Flatbed van' or 'Tipper flatbed Transit'.
A lorrie or Lorry, is:

Lorry is Yorkshireese for 'to pull'.
5,159 posted on 08/04/2013 1:29:52 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: moose07; NicknamedBob

Bob, says can borrow a shuttle. We’re set!


5,160 posted on 08/04/2013 1:33:21 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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