#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter

Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

[Mad Dawgg]

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.

[TheOldLady]

Sorry, bad day. August 4, 2012 my Rocket died.

And too bad about the head wound, but you do seem to be recovering apace.

[no-to-illegals]

just the hat ... thank Goodness the hatband was saved.

[TheOldLady]

That sounds great! Say hi to the gang for me.

Woo hoo! Real chickens!

[no-to-illegals]

Bob, can you spare a rocket?

[Tax-chick]

Oh, I’m sorry. I hadn’t noticed.

[no-to-illegals]

Last call ... the landlord is watching.

[no-to-illegals]

shower time ...

[TheOldLady]

So you wear a burnt badge of courage every time you wear the hat. Cool.

She who shot you upside the head must be very proud.

Names are deleted to protect the guilty, and no, it wasn’t me.

[Tax-chick]

I wasn’t even there. I wasn’t even drunk at the time.

[no-to-illegals]

yep ... those lists ... those lists. Thank Goodness for the hats. If it weren’t for the hats ... real damage could occur.

[no-to-illegals]

hung out to dry. Resembles flapping in the breeze.

[humblegunner]

The young lady who did it is no longer even on the continent, so great was her shame.

She’s in China now, true story.

[Tax-chick]

Flapping in the breeze is a common state of small boys.

[TheOldLady]

Everyone knows it wasn’t you, dear.

[Tax-chick]

I hope she’s being careful with fireworks in China.

[Tax-chick]

Oh, good. It seems like I’m always being blamed for things when I wasn’t drunk or there.

[no-to-illegals]

yep

[no-to-illegals]

Time runs short.

[null and void]

Epic Fail Law Service has a Nevada branch?

Who knew?

[Tax-chick]

LOL!

The local franchise has yet to cut the internet cable. Of course, they didn’t mow the lawn yesterday, either, so now we have to subcontract.