#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter

Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

[Mad Dawgg]

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.

[Silentgypsy]

Morning! Sticky floors remind me of movie theaters.

[null and void]

Monkey Face says hi!

[Silentgypsy]

Sooooo cute!

[Mr. K]

sorry- I was trying to be funny

yes, I eat any fruit or vegetable that grows, and meat or chees or eggs, any fish, any meat

no bread or wheat or white sugar (I use honey or guava nectar)

Also GREEN TEA with honey instead of coffee

[Silentgypsy]

Sending sorry waves to ‘Face.

[Silentgypsy]

Thanks. I forgot how to spell toot sweet.

[Silentgypsy]

Do your reptiles eat spiders? We have several varieties of skinks here and see the occasional glass lizard; lots of toads; turtles. I keep meaning to look up their dietary requirements and preferences. Maybe later today....

[Silentgypsy]

You, too?

[TheOldLady]

LOL!

[Silentgypsy]

Thanks! I’ve been drinking more tea lately and it does have a strangely salutary effect.

[NicknamedBob]

"Bob, can you spare a rocket?"

You can borrow one of the shuttles, (Gas-Cooled Nuclear Reactor/Rocket Engine), as long as you fill it up with gas before you return it.

I presume your pilot's certification is up-to-date. Piece of cake, that. Just like riding a bicycle.

Whattaya wanna do, move the Statue of Liberty?

[Cyber Liberty]

It’s been a year since Rocket? {{Hugs!}}

[NoCmpromiz]

I would never name a child Maynard.

maynard g krebs...

WORK

[Tax-chick]

I’ve never seen the reptiles eat spiders. They like insects and grubs, though. I keep looking for tomato hornworms for Baby, but it must be too wet for them.

[moose07]

"move the Statue of Liberty? "

It's only 225 tons...one man and a Van.

[no-to-illegals]

don’t count if there was no popcorn on the floor.

[Cyber Liberty]

I thought that was called a “lorrie.”

[no-to-illegals]

Thanks Bob ... may I tinker with the propulsion?

[moose07]

The 'Correct' term for it would be 'Flatbed van' or 'Tipper flatbed Transit'.
A lorrie or Lorry, is:

Lorry is Yorkshireese for 'to pull'.

[no-to-illegals]

Bob, says can borrow a shuttle. We’re set!