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Police: Man, hiding in cactus, suspected of sex while driving (only in NM!!)
The Albuquerque Journal ^ | May 28, 2013 | Patrick Lohmann

Posted on 05/29/2013 10:32:54 AM PDT by CedarDave

A 25-year-old man is facing multiple charges after police said he was drunkenly having sex with a woman while driving, crashed his car and then ran from police.

Luis Briones, 25, was found with one shoe on and his shorts on inside-out Monday night, hiding in a cactus, after he crashed his Ford Explorer ... on Monday night.

Briones’ female passenger was found naked outside the vehicle after being ejected. She had deep cuts to her face and head, but was in stable condition when she was sent to the hospital, police said.

(Excerpt) Read more at abqjournal.com ...


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To: CedarDave
Police: Man, hiding in cactus, suspected of sex while driving

Now there's a headline you don't see every day.

41 posted on 05/29/2013 3:18:49 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: CedarDave

“...after he crashed his Ford Explorer...”

Blame it on the SUV!


42 posted on 05/29/2013 3:23:31 PM PDT by BBB333 (Q: Which is grammatically correct? Joe Biden IS or Joe Biden ARE an idiot?)
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To: a fool in paradise

Not even to sow my wild oats.


43 posted on 05/29/2013 3:31:01 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein)
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To: CedarDave

Dang - you boys been havin all the fun over in New Mexico.
Man, I tell you what Hank bout that ol meaning of life man.
Land of Enchantment for sure. Just watch out for the cactus man.

44 posted on 05/29/2013 5:36:09 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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