Posted on 05/29/2013 10:32:54 AM PDT by CedarDave
A 25-year-old man is facing multiple charges after police said he was drunkenly having sex with a woman while driving, crashed his car and then ran from police.
Luis Briones, 25, was found with one shoe on and his shorts on inside-out Monday night, hiding in a cactus, after he crashed his Ford Explorer ... on Monday night.
Briones female passenger was found naked outside the vehicle after being ejected. She had deep cuts to her face and head, but was in stable condition when she was sent to the hospital, police said.
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Now there's a headline you don't see every day.
“...after he crashed his Ford Explorer...”
Blame it on the SUV!
Not even to sow my wild oats.
Dang - you boys been havin all the fun over in New Mexico.
Man, I tell you what Hank bout that ol meaning of life man.
Land of Enchantment for sure. Just watch out for the cactus man.
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