Posted on 05/29/2013 10:32:54 AM PDT by CedarDave
A 25-year-old man is facing multiple charges after police said he was drunkenly having sex with a woman while driving, crashed his car and then ran from police.
Luis Briones, 25, was found with one shoe on and his shorts on inside-out Monday night, hiding in a cactus, after he crashed his Ford Explorer ... on Monday night.
Briones’ female passenger was found naked outside the vehicle after being ejected. She had deep cuts to her face and head, but was in stable condition when she was sent to the hospital, police said.
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Darwin candidate...
I’m suprised he could hide in a cactus and drive, much less have sex at the same time.
I’m suprised he could hide in a cactus and drive, much less have sex at the same time.
This guy was really ambidexterious
IN
a cactus ???
naked
Sounds like a “prick”ly situation.....
found with one shoe on and his shorts on inside-out...I hate when that happens.
I presume that incident in indicative to the cliche’ “sowing one’s wild oats”.
Hiding in a cactus? What a prick.
Newspaper caption: "BRIONES: Was found hiding in a cactus"
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i’m not an expert with cactuses but i know a prick when i see one.....
I’m suprised he could hide in a cactus....The prick.
>> how do you hide IN a cactus ???
It’s a thorny problem to solve, tell you what.
But the birds do it, and the bees do it,
and this guy did it,
and then he hid in a cactus with his shorts inside out.
She’s in the hospital and wasn’t arrested. If she looks as clueless as the perp, I don’t think you’d want to see anyway.
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