From the police report: “Mr. Briones was observed to be having sexual intercourse with the passenger and sped off… at a high rate of speed, ...”
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1 posted on
05/29/2013 10:32:54 AM PDT by
CedarDave
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To: CedarDave
I’m suprised he could hide in a cactus and drive, much less have sex at the same time.
2 posted on
05/29/2013 10:34:54 AM PDT by
DannyTN
To: CedarDave
I’m suprised he could hide in a cactus and drive, much less have sex at the same time.
3 posted on
05/29/2013 10:34:55 AM PDT by
DannyTN
To: CedarDave
This guy was really ambidexterious
4 posted on
05/29/2013 10:36:03 AM PDT by
SeminoleCounty
(GOP - Greenlighting Obama's Programs)
To: CedarDave
how do you hide
IN
a cactus ???
5 posted on
05/29/2013 10:36:22 AM PDT by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I can't prove it, but they're true)
To: CedarDave
Sounds like a “prick”ly situation.....
7 posted on
05/29/2013 10:36:56 AM PDT by
illiac
(If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
To: CedarDave; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
Sex with a cactus? OUCH!
8 posted on
05/29/2013 10:38:33 AM PDT by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: CedarDave
found with one shoe on and his shorts on inside-out...I hate when that happens.
To: CedarDave
I presume that incident in indicative to the cliche’ “sowing one’s wild oats”.
10 posted on
05/29/2013 10:44:49 AM PDT by
By and By
(Dime Store New Dealers are Milquetoast and Liberal)
To: CedarDave
Hiding in a cactus? What a prick.
To: CedarDave
You guys are just jealous...
To: CedarDave
Newspaper caption: "BRIONES: Was found hiding in a cactus"
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To: CedarDave
i’m not an expert with cactuses but i know a prick when i see one.....
15 posted on
05/29/2013 10:51:51 AM PDT by
Autonomous User
(Pain Fades. Chicks Dig Scars. Glory, lasts forever.)
To: CedarDave
Briones’ female passenger was found naked outside the vehicle after being ejected. 
18 posted on
05/29/2013 11:00:39 AM PDT by
Old Sarge
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To: CedarDave
I never hide in a cactus while driving and trying to have sex. I tried a gorilla suit one time. Wait, wrong forum, don’t hit the Post button, DON’T HIT THE P
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22 posted on
05/29/2013 11:08:04 AM PDT by
DJ MacWoW
(My faith and politics cannot be separated)
To: CedarDave
Kevin Costner and Madeleine Stowe they aint
23 posted on
05/29/2013 11:12:25 AM PDT by
Cyman
To: CedarDave
Police: Man, hiding in cactus, suspected of sex while driving (only in NM!!)
Nope. Rule 34 says you are wrong and I will NOT google it to prove as much.
24 posted on
05/29/2013 11:12:41 AM PDT by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
($1.84 - The price of a gallon of gas on Jan. 20th, 2009.)
To: CedarDave
Mothers
Against
Deviant
Drivers
25 posted on
05/29/2013 11:17:07 AM PDT by
mardi59
(IMPEACH OBAMA NOW!!!!!)
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