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Man found to not be dead at his Zimbabwe funeral
UPI ^
| May 15, 2013
Posted on 05/15/2013 10:26:33 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
GWERU, Zimbabwe, May 15 (UPI) -- A man in Zimbabwe said he is feeling "OK now" after mourners at his funeral noticed his legs twitching and had him rushed to a hospital.
Brighton Dama Zanthe, 34, was declared dead at his home after a long illness, but he was rushed to Gweru Provincial Hospital when mourners at his funeral Monday noticed his legs were still moving, The Daily Telegraph, Britain, reported Wednesday.
Zanthe said told Zimbabwean newspaper The Chronicle he does not remember his apparent death or the ensuing funeral. He said the first thing he can remember after being at his home is waking up at the hospital.
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TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Local News; Weird Stuff
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Spoilsport.
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
"I've seen worse."
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posted on
05/15/2013 10:27:56 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Zombies. Always the f ing the zombies...
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
05/15/2013 10:28:40 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Slings and Arrows
"...keep tellin people, ya gotta bend your knees"
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posted on
05/15/2013 10:31:36 PM PDT
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: Army Air Corps
“No you’re not, you’ll be stone dead in a moment.”
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posted on
05/15/2013 10:31:44 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Slings and Arrows
A couple of days later, and he would have awakened in a very quiet, dark place.
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posted on
05/15/2013 10:32:38 PM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(God Bless America)
To: Army Air Corps; dfwgator
I knew there’d be Monty Python quotes.
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posted on
05/15/2013 10:32:56 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: pax_et_bonum
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posted on
05/15/2013 10:33:34 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
05/15/2013 10:35:03 PM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(God Bless America)
To: pax_et_bonum
o/~ Always look on the bright side of life... o/~
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posted on
05/15/2013 10:37:58 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I hope this happens to me.
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posted on
05/15/2013 10:38:12 PM PDT
by
Blackirish
(Forward Comrades!!!!!!!!!)
To: Blackirish
People say “He’d be late to his own funeral” like it’s a bad thing.
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posted on
05/15/2013 10:38:57 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Fortunately, this cannot happen here because undertakers shoot everybody full of formaldehyde.
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posted on
05/15/2013 10:39:07 PM PDT
by
Arthur McGowan
(If you're FOR sticking scissors in a female's neck and sucking out her brains, you are PRO-WOMAN!)
To: pax_et_bonum
A thought that horrifies me more than almost anything I can think of.
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posted on
05/15/2013 10:40:28 PM PDT
by
Arthur McGowan
(If you're FOR sticking scissors in a female's neck and sucking out her brains, you are PRO-WOMAN!)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
05/15/2013 10:40:59 PM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(IÂ’m not a Republican, IÂ’m a conservative! Pubbies haven't been conservative since before T.R.)
To: Slings and Arrows
o/~ Always look on the bright side of life... o/~
_________________________
Even when the only sound you hear is you scratching on the inside of your coffin lid?
:-)
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posted on
05/15/2013 10:47:18 PM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(God Bless America)
To: Arthur McGowan
It’s pretty horrifying, alright.
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posted on
05/15/2013 10:49:29 PM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(God Bless America)
To: Jack Hydrazine
And restless everything else, too.
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posted on
05/15/2013 11:06:17 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: pax_et_bonum
That bad attitude will get you nowhere, young man. ;^)
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posted on
05/15/2013 11:08:29 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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