[Slings and Arrows]

Spoilsport.

[Slings and Arrows]

"I've seen worse."

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[Jet Jaguar]

Zombies. Always the f ing the zombies...

[Army Air Corps]

He got better.

[Doogle]

"...keep tellin people, ya gotta bend your knees"

[pax_et_bonum]

A couple of days later, and he would have awakened in a very quiet, dark place.

[Arthur McGowan]

Fortunately, this cannot happen here because undertakers shoot everybody full of formaldehyde.

[Jack Hydrazine]

Restless leg syndrome?

[Amberdawn]

Oh my Lord, I think I’d have run for the hills if I saw a “body” twitching in it’s coffin. I’m glad he made it.

[Greysard]

With Obamacare in full swing we won't need to travel to Africa to see such things. It's much cheaper to declare a person dead than to inspect him for that condition.

It's probably not a coincidence that private healthcare is interested in saving patients so that they can pay and come for more, but socialized healthcare is interested in killing patients because they cost more money to treat than they contribute. Once the HMO has your money, under the threat of prison time, why should they treat you?

[jmacusa]

“Bring out your dead!’’.”I’m not dead yet’’.

[Freedom of Speech Wins]

He heard the music and his legs started moving!

[Freedom of Speech Wins]

Last thing he remembers was someone saying “Get down!”.

[SeminoleCounty]

Good News: Mr Zanthe is still alive

Bad News: His funeral expenses are Z$50 trillion

[Uncle Chip]

He’ll have to cut back on those puffer fish fillets.

[martin_fierro]

Been there, done that, got the refrigerator magnet.