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1 posted on 05/10/2013 12:12:01 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

I hate when that happens...


2 posted on 05/10/2013 12:14:04 PM PDT by Cowboy Bob (Democrats: Robbing Peter to buy Paul's vote.)
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To: nickcarraway

” ... I got better.” /John Cleese


3 posted on 05/10/2013 12:14:52 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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To: nickcarraway

Hippo’s kill more people in Africa than any other animal.


4 posted on 05/10/2013 12:16:05 PM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: nickcarraway; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; Daffynition

Scratched off my Christmas want list.


5 posted on 05/10/2013 12:16:13 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: nickcarraway

Almost happened to me at Disneyland. TWICE!


9 posted on 05/10/2013 12:18:03 PM PDT by Rio (Tempis Fugit.)
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To: nickcarraway
But children still sing of their desire for a hippopotamus for Christmas. They would be safer asking for a rabid pit bull.
11 posted on 05/10/2013 12:21:47 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Choose one: the yellow and black flag of the Tea Party or the white flag of the Republican Party.)
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To: nickcarraway; Lazamataz

I initially thought this was an article by Laz.


12 posted on 05/10/2013 12:22:05 PM PDT by Starstruck (Don't rest. We came close to the 2nd Amendment being field tested.)
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To: nickcarraway

The hippo. One of the truly dangerous animals of the African wild.


13 posted on 05/10/2013 12:23:08 PM PDT by spetznaz (Nuclear-tipped Ballistic Missiles: The Ultimate Phallic Symbol)
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To: nickcarraway

"I dated one once and she was a great.....cook"

14 posted on 05/10/2013 12:24:58 PM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: shibumi

Ahem.....


15 posted on 05/10/2013 12:25:28 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: nickcarraway

I thought at first that he had been passed out of the hippo’s rear end. He may be pretending that he left via the mouth!


16 posted on 05/10/2013 12:27:15 PM PDT by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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18 posted on 05/10/2013 12:32:39 PM PDT by o2bfree (Lindsey Graham is left of South Carolina.)
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To: nickcarraway; Larry Lucido; F15Eagle

I was slated to go to Africa, but tested positive for opium.

And to think I was gonna meet the bush-men of the Kalahari.


19 posted on 05/10/2013 12:37:31 PM PDT by Gamecock ("Ultimately, Jesus died to save us from the wrath of God." —R.C. Sproul)
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To: nickcarraway

Her hips are deadly, too.

21 posted on 05/10/2013 12:47:25 PM PDT by Slyfox (The red face of shame is proof that the conscience is still operational.)
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To: nickcarraway

I think they’re gonna need a bigger boat.

Seriously, kayaking with hippos. What could possibly go wrong?


23 posted on 05/10/2013 12:53:04 PM PDT by Sherman Logan
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To: nickcarraway

I thought this was gonna be a Wookie thread!


25 posted on 05/10/2013 12:59:37 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: nickcarraway; Slings and Arrows; shibumi

31 posted on 05/10/2013 2:57:52 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: nickcarraway
Victory bubbles.


35 posted on 05/10/2013 3:24:17 PM PDT by Daffynition (Stand Your Ground)
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To: nickcarraway

The guy went back to give the hippo the chance to get his other arm. Idiot!


47 posted on 05/11/2013 7:12:13 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: nickcarraway
time passes very slowly when you're in a hippo's mouth.

Priceless quote.

48 posted on 05/11/2013 10:37:34 AM PDT by verga (A nation divided by Zero!)
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