Really?
Well, you were pretty drunk but, you did ask us to take a picture.
Posted on 04/30/2013 12:34:36 PM PDT by Vendome
Okay, Okay. I've come to terms with myself and at great risk, I have announcement to make:
In these times of denial of oneself and suppression of your identity, it has become apparent that I must take a stand and being a man of convictions, not wanting anymore ambiguity in my life and to clear any confusion, least my life be co-opted by the homosexual lobby I am declaring my love for all things women(cept that talking on and on forever about what I don't know and the hugging afterward when I just want to go to sleep).
I Am A Heterosexual!
Yep, don't be surprised. I am guessing a good many of you knew this already but, there it is.
I don't find men attractive in any way shape or form. Not that there would be anything wrong that....
I know some of you may judge me harshly due to your convictions and sense of moral superiority, perhaps because of your spiritual enlightenment and I'm okay with that.
I will say that there have been times, in the middle of an argument with my girlfriend, I wished she was a man so I could end the idiocy being spewed. But, that just wouldn't be sporting, fair and besides, It's just plain gross.
I'll take the ear piercing shrills of the softer part of man over a hairy nipple anyday. Well, I'll clarify: there have been some pretty hot European women who needed to shave and I was attracted to them, for a moment.
Still, my Hetero identity and American snobbery won out and I never ventured relations with Bruna.
So, flame suit on. Excoriate me if you must but, I know who I am.
PS Laz, you are my hero but, that's as far as our bromance will ever go.
I like hips, lips and @#4ts...
I married a woman. I thought that would have given me away right there.
As for football...
Left tackle... 5’10” 260lbs.
Time for Twitter folks to follow your lead and heteros need to be brave and admit their sexuality!
Thank God you cropped that pic. The panties he had on were atrocious...
Well yea, they were mine but I never did have a fashion sense....
I am a transexual lesbian trapped in a mans body, I have an unalterable desire and fondness for women, football, fast cars and sturdy shoes. I used to drink a lot of beer but I think that may have, in some cases, compounded my attraction to women. I refuse to seek treatment.
Wow that’s a big girl!
gotta run.
be back later...
LOLOLOLOL!
That’s the night I broke my foot?
Damn.
Oh my! ... Are you now going to out more of us? Couldn’t you just have stayed in the closet, er, in the ... aw, never mind. Women will know now, tattle-tale.
Yup. we were all dancing to that Frankie goes to Hollywood record, I knocked the gerbil cage over and you tripped over me.
All I remember was limping to the fridge in the morning and finding it stuffed with seaweed.
Again.
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