Lingerie Firm Launches Women’s Underwear for Men

Metro ^ | Saturday 27 Apr 2013

[nickcarraway]

If you’re a man and have ever wanted to dress in women’s lingerie a firm has come up with the perfect product for you.

HommeMystere are hoping their new range of lingerie for males, which includes thongs and padded bras, will change the landscape of men’s underwear.

The Australian firm said their under garments include ‘comfortable men’s panties that really do fit, bra straps that don’t fall off the shoulder, teddies that don’t ride up halfway through the night and quality soft fabrics that feel great for all day wear’.

The firm says the products are not necessarily for gay men (Picture: HommeMystere) The label already has a UK seller so men this side of the world can look forward to more ‘enjoyable’ pants.

And the company are keen to stress the garments are not just for gay men.

They added: ‘We provide our lingerie for guys.

‘We are not concerned if you are gay, straight, vegetarian, republican, anglican, martian or any other persuasion.

‘We just design and manufacture attractive luxury underwear for men.’

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

I never put on women’s underwear. I only take it off.

[Billthedrill]

Oh, faaaaaabulous! Because the only thing sexier that a hairy plumber's crack is a plumber's crack with a thong in it.

Let me offer you all this mental image: Michael Moore in a lacy teddy.

Sorry.

[Chickensoup]

The kind of men who wear this sort of thing have been waxed and plucked into little girl land.

[Marcella]

Gee, thanks for that brain injuring picture. I have nausea medicine somewhere around here - where did I put that?

Really, I literally can't stand to see him nor listen to his “lisp”. I turn off the sound and change the channel really fast and don't go back to that channel until I'm sure he's off.

[Army Air Corps]

Ping.

[S.O.S121.500]

Should be most popular in Kalifornikastan, the women are all ready writing the laws while the “men” squat to pee.

[dfwgator]

[Army Air Corps]

Curse you, sir, for that mental image. Curse you!

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

If you’re a man and have ever wanted to dress in women’s lingerie a firm has come up with the perfect product for you.

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If you’re a man who has NEVER wanted to dress in women’s lingerie they have the perfect product for you: a Woman who likes to dress in women’s lingerie! (Fun for all ages; no assembly required)

[Army Air Corps]

Have a bucket handy.

[Marcella]

“I never put on women’s underwear. I only take it off.”

That’s a manly man response. However, your name is suspicious.

[Defiant]

I’ve been saying it for a while now, Men are the New Women.

[Marcella]

“Let me offer you all this mental image: Michael Moore in a lacy teddy.”

They likely don’t have his size - it would take acres of material just to get around his body. He’s another disgusting one.

[Army Air Corps]

...I prefer to have a little more ball room.

Duluth Trading has a whole product line dedicated to that.

[Billthedrill]

Well, I dunno. I guess you got to go with the times on this stuff, and so I'm trying to get in touch with my inner female. And I did, and she told me she wouldn't sleep with me if I were the last vertebrate on earth. Now what the heck am I gonna do? I had the bubble bath all ready.

Dang it.

[John123]

If you’re a man and have ever wanted to dress in women’s lingerie

Um, no.

[Army Air Corps]

Pantywaists...

[Marcella]

“Duluth Trading has a whole product line dedicated to that.”

Their commercials are great. I laugh when a new one comes out. I don’t think any girly men would go there.

[MHGinTN]

I refuse to go look, but I would bet that this will end up being purchased and worn more by, uh, ‘squared off’ women.

[Chickensoup]

Exfoliate Bill. Exfoliate. And use lots of creams.