***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

It's all about the timing...

Never have I seen such commitment to photobombing as this woman's.

Yes, penguins have rocket propelled poop. You won't learn that on Discovery Channel.

He wanted soda. He got soda. To the faaaaaaaaace!!!!

Not sure what exactly is going on here, but $100 says that alcohol was involved.

A painful bee sting is the price you've got to pay for a photo as awesome as this.

"Pleased to meet you, concrete."

"It is the last time you'll sh*t on me!"

His thoughts became a shadow.

"CRATE-ZIRRA!"

Little did Gary know that the right combination of Coors Light, beef jerky and Molly Hatchet
was all it took to summon the ancient fire god of Hawkins county.

Probably not the new Facebook profile photo they were hoping for.

Enjoy your new broken camera.

One of these cats will pee on your couch.

[ArGee]

That’s before I stopped watering it.

Now it’s a very normal sized ‘mum.

[ArGee]

Never a willow.

Shut up! This is a holdup, not a botany lesson. Now, hand over all your lupines!

[ArGee]

I had a very easy childhood. No worries. No anxiety, as it were. Life was but a dream.

But when I turned 18 my parents let me out of the basement and the troubles began.

[fredhead]

My favorite Nigel Powers:

“I took a viagra, it stuck in me throat and I’ve had a stiff neck for hours.”

[ArGee]

I’ve never actually seen any of the Austin Powers movies. I just found a site with some really good movie quotes and shared the ones I liked best.

[ArGee]

Lupines? You mean the flower lupine?

Yes.

But we haven't got any lupines.

Look, my friends, I happen to know this is the lupine express.

Damn!

[llevrok]

and we LIKED it too!
Darn namby pamby kids these days anyway !

[ArGee]

Let's face it, guys. Kids these days can't deliver a calf, can't pull the engine on a car, can't field dress a deer and cook up the meat. They can't do anything for themselves.

We're raising a generation of liberals, that's what we're doing.

[llevrok]

If you’ve ever had a REALLY full bladder, you would like the first movie in the series where Austin is just coming out years of suspended animation. And Elizabeth Hurley is easy on the eyes.

But I digress.... or egress as this is Friday. Which Peg Bracken once said Friday isn’t fryday any more.

[ArGee]

That would violate one of my primary rules in life.

Never fall for a woman named "Hurl-y".

I never gave a second thought to watching the remake of "Bedazzled" primarily because she was Satan.

Now, the original "Bedazzled" cast Raquel Welch as lust. That's a memory I'll never forget.

Excuse me. I'll be right back.

[ArGee]

[llevrok]

Raquel was better looking at 45 - 60 than she was at 24, IMHO.

[ArGee]

I would agree, but she was never bad looking.

[envisio]

Well what I see in it is the content and lack thereof. These people remind me of my family, the way they talk, react with one another, and the fact that we too wear camo alot and shoot about anything that moves.
What seperates this show from the rest of the garbage on TV is there are no pregnant teens, no filthy rich drunken trust funders that portray life as a perpetual vacation party. No oversexualized, foulmouthed, drug addicted teenagers. No disgusting homosexuals and no transtesticle freaks glorifying deviant sodomite behavior.
There has not been one single ‘bleep’ in the entire series for foul language. Simply because they don’t curse in their daily lives. They are a Christian family that adheres to family values, which is rare in reality TV or TV in general. Usually SEX SELLS, but (being the #1 unscripted show on TV) this show is the exception to the rule.

And do you know what the amazing thing is??? At the end of every episode, they pray. GASP!!! On TV! A Christian family! Together! Sitting at the dinner table saying grace!!! Oh the horrors! Don’t let your kids watch these right wing terrorists pray at dinner time!!!! Hurry, switch the channel to drunken queers on MTV before your kids get influenced by Christian extremists.

So yeah, I think its funny too. Simply because I can relate to their redneck antics.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Yup. My dad made sure I knew how to do a few things. I can remember every time something broke on one of our cars he’d drag me out to the garage with him so I could help. Often “help” consisted of handing him whatever tool he needed so he didn’t have to keep getting out from under the car. As much as I hated it at the time, I’m glad he did that. I’ve gotten pretty handy with cars.

Oddly enough, my BIL’s dad was a carpenter, and did not pass any of his knowledge to his son; he barely knows which end of a screwdriver is which.

Pardon me for this brief lapse into unsilliness...

[ArGee]

It was silly enough, considering you spoke of carpentry and then said, "He barely knows which end of a screwdriver is which."

Not saw or hammer or lathe or plane or chisel, but the most little-used tool in carpentry.

Silly enough.

[Pan_Yan]

I just found a site with some really good movie quotes and shared the ones I liked best.

At a previous job I used to download movie quotes and use them to replace the sound effects on the building controls computer. It was funny when people would be in the office and all of a sudden lines from Blazing Saddles would come blaring out of the computer because of an air conditioning alarm.

[r-q-tek86]

Aye... but you tell that to the kids today and they just don’t believe ya

[r-q-tek86]

But that was a good day to learn fractions ;-)

[r-q-tek86]

200!