Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Let me be clear ... Helen Thomas is any right thinking person’s toilet. May I flush her?
You needed permission?
Not exactly.
"The Marine 3: Homefront" with Mike Mizanin, Ashley Bell, Camille Sullivan, Neal McDonough, Michael
Eklund, Jared Keeso, Aleks Paunovic, Jeffrey Ballard, Paul Lazenby, Darcy Laurie
2013, Rated R for violence and language, 90 minutes
This movie has a good basic plot, and it's quite tense and action packed. "The Marine" (Mizanin) arrives
home on leave and finds his sister has been kidnapped along with her boyfriend and held hostage by a
domestic terrorist (McDonough) and his thugs who want to "send a message about greed" to "rich people"
by blowing some of them up. It would have been great, but it makes the police, the FBI, and a SWAT team
look like a bunch of grade school kids. They approach the terrorist's hideout, and the police and feds are
promptly mowed down nearly to a man, an impossible circumstance, for as Bryan mentioned, they would
have had snipers picking off the shooters in the hideout. For this reason, and despite the excellent acting,
we gave it just ★★★
"Little Otik" with Jan Hartl, Veronika Zilkova, Jaroslava Kretschmerova, Pavel Novy, Kristina Adamcova,
Dagmar Stribrna, Zdenek Kozak
From the Czech Republic, with subtitles, 2001, Not Rated, 126 minutes
This horror fairy tale is worthy of the Brothers Grimm, emphasis on the "grim." A barren couple (both of
them are sterile) go a little mad over their not being able to have children, so the husband digs up a tree root
and carves it into the shape of a baby, sort of. After a few months of the wife's pretending to care for her
"baby," it comes to life and begins to feed. It grows very large and hungry, and it eats the cat, the mailman,
and others. No one knows what happened to the people who disappeared. I won't reveal any more, except
to say that I'm pretty sure this is a bedtime story used to frighten children into obeying their parents. One of
the characters even reads the story aloud from a book as the plot unfolds. It was okay, and we gave it ★★★
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You’re kidding! We also have the early seasons of NCIS and the complete “Firefly.”
Smoochie smoochie to that darling, handsome baby! Thank you for posting!
Jonathan Winters was one of my absolute faves! I heard that he suffered from depression.
It’s OK, Sweetie. Mr. Sg and one of my best friends both have BPV. If I have to, I’ll sprout wings a la the Patterson Maximum Ride birdkids and transport them wherever they need to go.
Perfect, tt!
Hate it when baby eats mailperson.
Me too. I like my mail carrier. She’s very nice.
That is some dog! Yahoooooooo!
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Cat weather report: a little too chilly, and there’s a strange cat in the yard and we hate him.
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