It’s OK, Sweetie. Mr. Sg and one of my best friends both have BPV. If I have to, I’ll sprout wings a la the Patterson Maximum Ride birdkids and transport them wherever they need to go.
Well, let's see. You could always use the A.I. Port technology:
At the AIPORTNo otoliths colliding, no swinging or swaying, not stalactites or stalagmites, no Stalag 17 mates, no dizziness and no germs.
It's perfect.