Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
” (I am listening for Black Helicopters...)
Black helicopter pilots need coffee too!
Cry of the Celtics ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=DlHmGy4Aq_g
Sarah McLachlan “Possession”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itydwcyywBc
Evans Blue cover of same song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uoi89Eg8dfY
And coffee is the way to control the world.
Well, I will get back to assembling Machine.
A Sata Divid just appeared.
In a fishing mood.
My luck, I’d catch another boot or drag weight.
Just like I did the last time I went fishing.
*sigh*
Could catch a dragon ... of the dark side ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghyOye3MFQY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syvD5CbaZ8M
An abandoned dusty lab, a ghost poking around.
What could possibly go wrong?
What Could Possibly Go Wrong ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HFPa-M6Ssk
There Ain’t No End In Sight ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=kaqmB5k6N1U
I still Believe, in more than your coffee!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dYOkEjFY_g
Somewhere, Karsh Kentu howls at the night sky from atop the spire of the tower, just to let the neighbors know he’s still there.
I Run to You ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs38lKxmtI4
Supposedly very tasty sauteed in butter and garlic...
Or maybe made into a Boot Cake.
Looks tasty!
I was at Denny’s the other day. There was some ketchup on the table. The catsup was really in a bottle on the table. It would be messy to have ketchup on the table. If you want some catsup on your food you take the bottle and squeeze it to dispense catsup on or near your food. This is possible because ketchup is dispensable. This is a good thing for capsup and also other condiments. Not to leave out other item like tooth paste and shampoo. If someone left there ketchup out for a few years it could get all gummy like a old tube of caulk I tried to use last week. I could not squeeze it out of the tube. It had become indispensable. I guess that one would not want to be put in a tube a squeezed out. Why would someone say that someone else was indispensable when for the most part people are not squeezed out of tubes? Reminds me when they talk about being a model? I built models when I was a kid and they are usually made plastic held together with that funny smelling glue.
If you are still reading think about this.
You are in Pennsylvania driving and you see a car with a bumper sticker the reads, “Honk if you are Amish” , think about it,
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