Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
did you call?
Strike that ... We’ll Live This Way
There might be more rain later in the week, but it’s okay for now.
Prayers for no Rain. Have Fun, please, you deserve it!
Learning to Fly ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMDjMKnf7WE
Ugh, live conch.
Kinda ugly, they are.
I have not found a way to work armored aquatic slugs into any stories yet.
Yes, it was ugly. We put it back in the water.
“And what does this note about ‘I have no SATA DVD player’ mean when decoded with the majek decodor rung?”
The Majek Desponder Gong Translational Device Beeber translation means that the machine will not go yet until I have located such debice as a SATA DVD.
Sata Divid will help activate Machine, and then we shall see if it is a good witch or a bad witch.
Good witch if it runs smoothly without consuming anyone.
Bad witch if it starts horfing fireballs at everyone while cackling.
Thanks!
That cat has an avnvil up there somewhere, doesn’t it.
My nephew once called hermit crabs “Space Spiders”.
Now you know where the silicon bugs came from.
Is that anything like a live carbon, conculus, calcium, shell of a living organism with eatable parts?
Yes.
But it looks like an armored slug that got involved in a bar brawl and needed plastic surgery but used a cut rate surgeon.
yum .. yum
I’ve never had conch.
After seeing what it looks like, I kinda waved off on it.
I’d Love To Change The World ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzrUqAtUcpU
Wolf Song ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq_VeUMtyzU
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