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Woman uses bag of spaghetti sauce to rob bank
WPXI ^
| April 9, 2013
| Rick Couri
Posted on 04/09/2013 8:20:30 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
Bank tellers thought it was a bomb but it turned out to be a pasta topping.
A woman sat a bag of red liquid on the counter of the Fifth Third bank and demanded money.
The teller, not knowing what was in the bag gave her cash and the woman described to be in her 60's left the bank.
Once police and the bomb squad arrived at the bank in Clinton Township Michigan they were able to check the contents and confirm it was only spaghetti sauce and not a bomb.
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TOPICS: Food; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: bank; spaghettisauce
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To: Springman; cyclotic; netmilsmom; RatsDawg; PGalt; FreedomHammer; queenkathy; madison10; ...
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posted on
04/09/2013 8:22:48 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
04/09/2013 8:23:08 AM PDT
by
MichaelCorleone
(A return to Jesus and prayer in the schools is the only way.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Pretty inept (really, it was intentional) reporting... no mention of description that all the local LEOs might be interested in, or the local public, for that matter if they were intent on catching this person.
Just plain disgusting, duplicitous, underhanded, pre-meditated non-reporting.
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posted on
04/09/2013 8:24:13 AM PDT
by
Gaffer
To: MichaelCorleone
Gimmee da MONEY, bitch ...
It's IN there .. !
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posted on
04/09/2013 8:29:01 AM PDT
by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
To: Gaffer
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posted on
04/09/2013 8:30:55 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
04/09/2013 8:31:50 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Background checks for spaghetti sauce!
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posted on
04/09/2013 8:33:40 AM PDT
by
Rusty0604
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Is that a bag of marinara in your pocket or...
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posted on
04/09/2013 8:34:30 AM PDT
by
bigbob
To: rightwingintelligentsia
“Nobody move or the lasagna goes off!”
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posted on
04/09/2013 8:34:49 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: JoeProBono
If Marinara is outlawed, only outlaws will have Marinara.
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posted on
04/09/2013 8:36:41 AM PDT
by
Uncle Miltie
(Due Process 2013: "Burn the M*****-F***er Down!")
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I was laughing about how people are so naive that you can get money from them with spaghetti sauce, and then I remembered that all you have to do to rob the taxpayers is put “(D)” behind your name on the ballot.
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posted on
04/09/2013 8:38:41 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Quick buy Pasta Sauce...the DEMS will be requiring a 3 day waiting period on buying RAGU.
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posted on
04/09/2013 8:41:29 AM PDT
by
ExCTCitizen
(Go RED SOX....The 101st year of ol' Fenway!)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Like most other Freepers I’ve fallen for the “spaghetti sauce bomb” gambit in the past. Only demolitions experts can tell the difference, which is why spaghetti sauce is a favorite with terrorists for disguising IED’s.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
She was given a bag of penne.
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posted on
04/09/2013 8:45:42 AM PDT
by
ConservativeStatement
(Obama is the "Disco Duck" president. A no-substance novelty that reached number one.)
To: Uncle Miltie
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posted on
04/09/2013 8:52:19 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: ConservativeStatement
She certainly didn’t leave the bank penne-less.
I would venture to say she probably has a lot of (meat)balls to pull off something like this.
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posted on
04/09/2013 9:01:22 AM PDT
by
rightwingintelligentsia
(Truth/Lies; Liberty/Tyranny--WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE??)
To: rightwingintelligentsia; mickie; flaglady47; seenenuf; aculeus; Chigirl 26; magnum force 1; ...
If a bomb grabs your eye like a bag of red fuel
Oh, how gory
But scuza me, you can drool, it's just pasta fazool
That's amore!
Leni
To: rightwingintelligentsia
It wasn’t robbery if the teller freely gave her the money just because he didn’t know what was in the bag.
I would say it was just pricey pasta sauce.
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posted on
04/09/2013 9:07:13 AM PDT
by
SolidRedState
(I used to think bizarro world was a fiction.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
We expect restraint by FR husbands regarding the weapons-grade spaghetti their wives make. It’s enough that the thoughts are there.
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posted on
04/09/2013 9:18:24 AM PDT
by
DPMD
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