Posted on 04/07/2013 8:37:34 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
Most people don’t look their best when having their photo taken after being arrested – but Meagan Simmons has won admirers who’ve even gone so far as to propose to her from her police mugshot alone.
When Ms Simmons was detained for driving under the influence she could never have imagined a photo of her would go viral and, as a result, she would receive dozens of marriage proposals.
But that’s what’s happened to the separated mother-of-four from Florida, USA, when a police picture from 2010 ended up online.
One man from Ireland wrote on Reddit: ‘What’s up with that surname, you must have Irish heritage?’
He continued: ‘You got bar work experience? Come to Ireland, I’ll put you up for a while and you can work in my friend’s pub while you find your feet, look up your family history and then move on to something better.
‘Over here, we don’t call you a criminal for driving drunk (unless repeatedly caught). I’m not joking by the way.’
Another man was equally enamoured by the beautiful vixen’s mugshot – and said he would take her in.
He added: ‘I hope if you have a man he takes care of you and showers you with love and tenderness. If we were together you would need for nothing .
‘I would go to the ends of the earth just to make you happy.’
Ms Simmons isn’t completely happy with the attention she has received though.
She has revealed being forced to block people on social networks because they had been sending her rude messages.
‘It’s crazy lol – I don’t understand what all the hype is about,’ she wrote on Twitter.
‘That arrest was in 2010 get over it already #meme’
Whatever you do don’t bring LAZ in on this one. If he showed up we will not have a chance. Women can’t resist his charisma.
It is incredible isn’t it but sometimes what comes out of their mouth can kill it quick smart.Thank goodness the vast majority of women have no idea.By the look of this woman...well...she could go far.
I think once laz clapped eyes on her his head would explode and he’d end up hitting everything within 50 yards.
I have to say, that is possibly the best mug shot ever. Show me a single Hollywood star mug shot where they actually look good.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/the-best-of-attractive-convict-meme
Some of the other funny captions include:
WANTED: In 50 states
Arrested for breaking and entering... your heart
She’s the 10... on the FBI most wanted list.
Also some good ones at http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/attractive-convict
I can sleep with one eye open!
Lol, good point, probably not many. Just proves they weren’t born that way, as they insist; all the shrinks and deprogrammers in the world can’t rehabilitate a homosexual more thoroughly than one beautiful woman.
If so that would be the first one he could not handle.
It’s amazing, but she looks much better in her mugshot than she does in this picture. She’s still pretty, but she looks better without the makeup.
NOT GUILTY!
Question is, why did the father dump her?
The olde refrain: "No matter how good she looks, somewhere there is a guy that was sick of her sh!t!"
I’ve seen several photos of her and none of the others come close to the attractiveness of that shot. Aside from the mugshot she’s not especially beautiful.
I would have voted to convict Caley Anthony of First Degree murder in a heartbeat, and I agree she is foxy.
When I count to three, I want you to blow into this tube...
I thought she was just some model being used in those ads.
She really is pretty.
Speaking as a man, it’s incredible how much power pretty women have over our perception. She could be the most cold hearted, evil, convicted multiple murderer but part of us still wants to give her a chance. Even if we get stabbed, some guys would still come back.
Hence the term “not guilty”.
Remember the bumper sticker... No matter how georgeous she is some guy somewhere is glad the b**tch is gone.
Did you see this thread ping? Funny posts...
Do you also grip your pillow tight?
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