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Woman receives marriage proposals after attractive police mugshot is posted on Reddit
Metro [UK] ^ | 6 Apr 2013 | Jimmy Nsubuga

Posted on 04/07/2013 8:37:34 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

Most people don’t look their best when having their photo taken after being arrested – but Meagan Simmons has won admirers who’ve even gone so far as to propose to her from her police mugshot alone.

When Ms Simmons was detained for driving under the influence she could never have imagined a photo of her would go viral and, as a result, she would receive dozens of marriage proposals.

But that’s what’s happened to the separated mother-of-four from Florida, USA, when a police picture from 2010 ended up online.

One man from Ireland wrote on Reddit: ‘What’s up with that surname, you must have Irish heritage?’

He continued: ‘You got bar work experience? Come to Ireland, I’ll put you up for a while and you can work in my friend’s pub while you find your feet, look up your family history and then move on to something better.

‘Over here, we don’t call you a criminal for driving drunk (unless repeatedly caught). I’m not joking by the way.’

Another man was equally enamoured by the beautiful vixen’s mugshot – and said he would take her in.

He added: ‘I hope if you have a man he takes care of you and showers you with love and tenderness. If we were together you would need for nothing .

‘I would go to the ends of the earth just to make you happy.’

Ms Simmons isn’t completely happy with the attention she has received though.

She has revealed being forced to block people on social networks because they had been sending her rude messages.

‘It’s crazy lol – I don’t understand what all the hype is about,’ she wrote on Twitter.

‘That arrest was in 2010 get over it already #meme’


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Society
KEYWORDS: floriduh; holdmuhbeer; internetz; meagansimmons; napl
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To: GeronL

Whatever you do don’t bring LAZ in on this one. If he showed up we will not have a chance. Women can’t resist his charisma.


61 posted on 04/07/2013 10:12:15 PM PDT by Orange1998
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To: varyouga

It is incredible isn’t it but sometimes what comes out of their mouth can kill it quick smart.Thank goodness the vast majority of women have no idea.By the look of this woman...well...she could go far.


62 posted on 04/07/2013 10:19:31 PM PDT by mitch5501 ("make your calling and election sure: for if ye do these things ye shall never fall")
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To: Orange1998

I think once laz clapped eyes on her his head would explode and he’d end up hitting everything within 50 yards.


63 posted on 04/07/2013 10:24:52 PM PDT by mitch5501 ("make your calling and election sure: for if ye do these things ye shall never fall")
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To: Vendome

64 posted on 04/07/2013 10:29:23 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I have to say, that is possibly the best mug shot ever. Show me a single Hollywood star mug shot where they actually look good.


65 posted on 04/07/2013 10:29:29 PM PDT by The Antiyuppie ("When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.")
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To: Slings and Arrows

http://www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/the-best-of-attractive-convict-meme

Some of the other funny captions include:

WANTED: In 50 states

Arrested for breaking and entering... your heart

She’s the 10... on the FBI most wanted list.


66 posted on 04/07/2013 10:29:39 PM PDT by dangus (Poverty cannot be eradicated as long as the poor remain dependent on the state - Pope Francis)
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To: dangus

Also some good ones at http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/attractive-convict


67 posted on 04/07/2013 10:30:59 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I can sleep with one eye open!


68 posted on 04/07/2013 10:33:02 PM PDT by Dallas59 (America died a little bit more on 11/6/2012)
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To: Darren McCarty

Lol, good point, probably not many. Just proves they weren’t born that way, as they insist; all the shrinks and deprogrammers in the world can’t rehabilitate a homosexual more thoroughly than one beautiful woman.


69 posted on 04/07/2013 10:33:04 PM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: mitch5501

If so that would be the first one he could not handle.


70 posted on 04/07/2013 11:12:42 PM PDT by Orange1998
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To: JoeProBono

It’s amazing, but she looks much better in her mugshot than she does in this picture. She’s still pretty, but she looks better without the makeup.


71 posted on 04/07/2013 11:14:36 PM PDT by Pinkbell
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To: Slings and Arrows

NOT GUILTY!


72 posted on 04/07/2013 11:47:17 PM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Easy to see why she has four kids.

Question is, why did the father dump her?

The olde refrain: "No matter how good she looks, somewhere there is a guy that was sick of her sh!t!"

73 posted on 04/07/2013 11:49:10 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: Slings and Arrows

I’ve seen several photos of her and none of the others come close to the attractiveness of that shot. Aside from the mugshot she’s not especially beautiful.


74 posted on 04/08/2013 12:31:54 AM PDT by cydcharisse (`)
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To: varyouga

I would have voted to convict Caley Anthony of First Degree murder in a heartbeat, and I agree she is foxy.


75 posted on 04/08/2013 1:13:02 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Doing the same thing and expecting different results is called software engineering.)
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To: All

When I count to three, I want you to blow into this tube...


76 posted on 04/08/2013 1:35:27 AM PDT by Rodney Dangerfield ("I can see unhinged liberal media madness from my house!")
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To: Slings and Arrows

I thought she was just some model being used in those ads.

She really is pretty.


77 posted on 04/08/2013 3:21:40 AM PDT by School of Rational Thought (Fun for women ages 21 through 35)
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To: varyouga

Speaking as a man, it’s incredible how much power pretty women have over our perception. She could be the most cold hearted, evil, convicted multiple murderer but part of us still wants to give her a chance. Even if we get stabbed, some guys would still come back.

Hence the term “not guilty”.


Remember the bumper sticker... No matter how georgeous she is some guy somewhere is glad the b**tch is gone.


78 posted on 04/08/2013 3:36:30 AM PDT by Peet (Notice: Due to the high price of ammo, there will be NO warning shots.)
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To: thefactor

Did you see this thread ping? Funny posts...


79 posted on 04/08/2013 5:30:34 AM PDT by Pharmboy (Democrats lie because they must.)
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To: Dallas59

Do you also grip your pillow tight?


80 posted on 04/08/2013 7:02:33 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'll stop being a cynic when the world stops giving me reasons to be cynical.)
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