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I am starting preps for a Colonoscopy tomorrow! Any Suggestions? (Vanity)
31 March 2013 | US Navy Vet

Posted on 03/31/2013 4:06:06 PM PDT by US Navy Vet

I just had my first glass of GoLytly! YUMM YUMM!


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1 posted on 03/31/2013 4:06:06 PM PDT by US Navy Vet
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kiss your a$$ goodbye...


2 posted on 03/31/2013 4:06:45 PM PDT by bigheadfred
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Have fun....that stuff is gnarly.


3 posted on 03/31/2013 4:06:52 PM PDT by dfwgator
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Stand by for the eruption. . .don’t go far from the toilet. . .I’m series.

Might as well plan on spending most of the night in the loo.

Enjoy. . . hope they don’t find anything.


4 posted on 03/31/2013 4:07:57 PM PDT by Hulka
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To: US Navy Vet

Release the hounds!


5 posted on 03/31/2013 4:08:29 PM PDT by GoDuke
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If you think you are going to pass gas tonight, think again...


6 posted on 03/31/2013 4:08:34 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,)
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BOHICA!


7 posted on 03/31/2013 4:08:44 PM PDT by TurboZamboni (Looting the future to bribe the present)
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To: US Navy Vet

Not as bad as all that. It just turns to water in a few treatments — doesn’t hurt or anything.

Tomorrow, you take a nap, then wake up and should be none the worse for the wear.

Best of luck though.


8 posted on 03/31/2013 4:08:47 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (LBJ declared war on poverty and lost. Barack Obama declared war on prosperity and won. /csmusaret)
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Should be called GoViolently, HaHa - sorry - have had a few of those so speaking from experience.


9 posted on 03/31/2013 4:08:50 PM PDT by MissH
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Buy different colored fruit drinks... might as well be creative!


10 posted on 03/31/2013 4:09:17 PM PDT by Egon (Apparently, Jimmy Carter DOES need a third term.)
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Stick close to home.....


11 posted on 03/31/2013 4:09:41 PM PDT by SixIron (Golf and liberal thinking- life's great frustrations)
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Read this -

http://www.miamiherald.com/2009/02/11/427603/dave-barry-a-journey-into-my-colon.html


12 posted on 03/31/2013 4:09:52 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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Use the moist towelettes.


13 posted on 03/31/2013 4:10:16 PM PDT by Starstruck (Question. What would the U.S. look like today if there was no 2nd Amendment.)
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That stuff will make anyone a budding Jackson Pollock.


14 posted on 03/31/2013 4:10:32 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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Having had four of ‘em, I’d say drinking that crap (no pun) is the worst part. Everything else is pretty easy.


15 posted on 03/31/2013 4:10:41 PM PDT by JPG (Stay strong.)
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Prayer that those fingers are from a small, slim man.


16 posted on 03/31/2013 4:11:31 PM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults)
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To: MissH

Had a few myself. I think there must of been a joker at company who nameed it GoLytly because it is nothing but go lightly.


17 posted on 03/31/2013 4:11:49 PM PDT by Caribou ( www.ktok.com Red State Radio free streaming.)
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After you wake up you’ll be in a room of people recovering, and farting.


18 posted on 03/31/2013 4:12:02 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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If you’re laying down between trips, fold a towel and put it under you.


19 posted on 03/31/2013 4:12:06 PM PDT by morphing libertarian
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>>Buy different colored fruit drinks... might as well be creative<<

careful! No red, orange, blue or purple colors! They’ll cancel the surgery if you ingest any of those colors. Stick with yellow (IIRC)


20 posted on 03/31/2013 4:12:11 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (LBJ declared war on poverty and lost. Barack Obama declared war on prosperity and won. /csmusaret)
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