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2 posted on
03/29/2013 5:39:40 AM PDT by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
3 posted on
03/29/2013 5:39:44 AM PDT by
envisio
(Its on like Donkey Kong!!)
To: Lucky9teen
8 posted on
03/29/2013 5:45:30 AM PDT by
ErnBatavia
(Piffle....)
To: Lucky9teen
9 posted on
03/29/2013 5:46:57 AM PDT by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: Lucky9teen
13 posted on
03/29/2013 5:50:02 AM PDT by
maine yankee
(I got my Governor at 'Marden's')
To: Lucky9teen
28 posted on
03/29/2013 6:08:43 AM PDT by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
To: Lucky9teen
35 posted on
03/29/2013 6:24:24 AM PDT by
Monkey Face
(In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
To: Lucky9teen
WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO TGIF!
36 posted on
03/29/2013 6:27:31 AM PDT by
Currentriverrat
(People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
To: Lucky9teen
38 posted on
03/29/2013 6:32:25 AM PDT by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(I'll stop being a cynic when the world stops giving me reasons to be cynical.)
To: Lucky9teen
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse.
Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."
So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"
"Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"
Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!
"Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"
Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
To which Ma replies,"Hurts, don't it?!"
41 posted on
03/29/2013 6:51:10 AM PDT by
red-dawg
To: Lucky9teen
41 posts on Good Friday and no pictures of peeps yet?
42 posted on
03/29/2013 6:54:46 AM PDT by
Pan_Yan
(I love it when spell check selects every single word in my post.)
To: Lucky9teen
This internet law was proposed by Mike Godwin back in 1990. His law states: “As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1 (certainty)”.
43 posted on
03/29/2013 6:58:10 AM PDT by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license.
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.
The optician showed him a card with the letters. On the bottom row were these letters:
‘C Z W I N O S T A C Z.’
‘Can you read this?’ the optician asked.
‘Read it?’ the Polish guy replied - ‘I know the fellow.’
45 posted on
03/29/2013 7:08:00 AM PDT by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
To: Lucky9teen
63 posted on
03/29/2013 8:38:17 AM PDT by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
To: Lucky9teen
72 posted on
03/29/2013 8:59:46 AM PDT by
MarineBrat
(Better dead than red!)
To: Lucky9teen
73 posted on
03/29/2013 9:02:39 AM PDT by
llevrok
(Keep your arms out. It makes it harder for them to throw a net over you.)
To: Lucky9teen
74 posted on
03/29/2013 9:03:17 AM PDT by
llevrok
(Keep your arms out. It makes it harder for them to throw a net over you.)
To: Lucky9teen
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