Posted on 03/09/2013 9:18:48 AM PST by traumer
Doctors told Justin Bieber he will have to wear a gas mask for the rest of his life.
It’s a rare condition, similar to what Michael Jackson had – except it’s much more severe. Justin Bieber can not breathe the air that the rest of the humans on the planet can breathe.
“He needs much better air than we are producing on Earth,” said a source close to Bieber. ”Justin was crushed to learn that he would never be without a gas mask, but he’s accepting it in stride. He thinks he’ll still be able to record – he’ll just have a much deeper voice.”
Bieber is taking it all in stride: “I’m focused on the good things in life. I’m blessed and not forgetting it. I’m giving back every day for it. Can’t phase me.” He added: “I’m a good person. I know that. You can’t tell me different. We know the truth.
“As long as my family, friends, and fans r with me u can say whatever. We are all equal in God’s eyes & we have a responsibility to each other.”
He went on: “I understand it is part of the job to be judged…but judge me on the facts, judge me on the music, and be careful of the judgement u pass.
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Justin the Bubble Boy?
Minus braces, he could pass for Commissioner Reagan’s granddaughter on “Blue Bloods.”
“...gas masks are called respirators, and lots of people use them in their work, including me.”
Yes, I am a Chemical Engineer and worked in industry for some 40 years. We had them as a matter of course, for emergency use, and I have see a few occasions where we had to use them, either in emergency or as a caution.
And yes, of course the comment was a /s :)
When the music industry manufactures the next end-all be-all teen heartthrob.
I’m taking a Roman Civilization class from a crusty old Classics professor. He’s in his 70’s and working out daily to keep going - we didn’t find this out until later - trapped on a treadmill being force-fed Good Morning America. The day before yesterday, in the middle of a lecture on Sulla he suddenly demands, “Who the hell is Justin Bieber and what will happen to our country’s ability to reproduce?” Back to Sulla without skipping a beat. And yes, we really were stuned.
Preferable for us, in any case.
Watch out....Just'n Beeber will kick your a$$.
I think I'll pitch the idea at SXSW next week in Austin.
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